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Women face being turned away from the Royal Enclosure during Royal Ascot if they wear off-the-shoulder or strapless tops

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Halter necks are also a no-no

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Spaghetti straps are considered unsuitable

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Midriffs "must be covered"

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Mini-skirts are considered "unsuitable"

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Trouser suits are acceptable but only if they are "full length and of matching material and colour"

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Bare legs are frowned upon

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"Knickers," the guide says. "A definite yes, but not on show please ladies."

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Ladies must wear hats...

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...or "substantial fascinators"

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The guide also warns that streaky tan lines are "a total fashion faux pas". Other faux pas to avoid in the Royal Enclosure are chewing gum and talking on a mobile phone

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BOO HISS I say.... boring stick in the muds!!

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Ascot 2009

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Whats wrong with that? :chin:

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