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Just in case you were thinking of having a collection to buy me a Christmas present next year I thought I'd give you a clue as to what I want.

http://www.myvu.com/Crystal-C24.aspx

Any one else want to add to the list? (And no, I can't sort out World Peace so don't bother asking)




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oh dear Bowkers....was it socks and a jumper again this year?

It's coming yet for a' that, that Man to Man, the world o'er, shall brothers be for a' that. (Robert Burns)

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Well if anyones interested this would go down a treat
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Oh and advanced drivers lesson would be an advantage as well so I dont crash it. :D




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Bowker's cat wrote:Just in case you were thinking of having a collection to buy me a Christmas present next year I thought I'd give you a clue as to what I want.

http://www.myvu.com/Crystal-C24.aspx

Any one else want to add to the list? (And no, I can't sort out World Peace so don't bother asking)



They look great. I could do some to watch TV in bed while Ms Smeggy is asleep.

What I've always wondered though is how they work with eyesight and focal distances? Anything less than about 2.5 feet is out of focus for me, so I need glasses. Even with max strength glasses I couldn't focus anything right in front of my eyes.Do they have some kind of huge foccusing lense in them?

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there you go smeggy should be powerful enough :thumb: :D

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A fresnel lense!! - Is that part of a lighthouse?

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tis indeed smeggy :) its what the light passes through :thumb:

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http://www.apple.com/macbookpro/

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http://www.holidaysplease.co.uk/page/195

A months stay at the Sandy Lane Hotel, Barbados, please. Well? Anyone feeling particularly altruistic today? :) :)

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Expensive,but,hey,it's Christmas.... :yippee:

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Expensive,but,hey,it's Christmas.... :yippee:


I'm sure someone would splash out a tenner for that Danny. :thumb:

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Danny_Mumbles wrote:Image


Expensive,but,hey,it's Christmas.... :yippee:


I'm sure someone would splash out a tenner for that Danny. :thumb:


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Stop it...!! :rofl:

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Funkadelicacy wrote:http://www.holidaysplease.co.uk/page/195

A months stay at the Sandy Lane Hotel, Barbados, please. Well? Anyone feeling particularly altruistic today? :) :)


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Looks expensive,Funks... Sure you don't fancy a weekend in sunny Rhyl...?


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Danny_Mumbles wrote:
Funkadelicacy wrote:http://www.holidaysplease.co.uk/page/195

A months stay at the Sandy Lane Hotel, Barbados, please. Well? Anyone feeling particularly altruistic today? :) :)


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Looks expensive,Funks... Sure you don't fancy a weekend in sunny Rhyl...?


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Start saving your pennies Danny. Barbados it is. Christmas 2011. And you're paying. :clap:

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How about one of these??

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Only joking!!!

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Funkadelicacy wrote:
Danny_Mumbles wrote:
Funkadelicacy wrote:http://www.holidaysplease.co.uk/page/195

A months stay at the Sandy Lane Hotel, Barbados, please. Well? Anyone feeling particularly altruistic today? :) :)


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Looks expensive,Funks... Sure you don't fancy a weekend in sunny Rhyl...?


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Start saving your pennies Danny. Barbados it is. Christmas 2011. And you're paying. :clap:


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I can't tempt ya...?


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On a clear night,you can see the sewage farm.... :jig:

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Lord Gumble wrote:How about one of these??

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Only joking!!!


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Nah.... She's lovely really,LG.

Don't tell her I told you,though.....


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[quote="Danny_Mumbles"

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I can't tempt ya...?


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On a clear night,you can see the sewage farm.... :jig:[/quote]

Ok Rhyl sounds fine. Not likely to bump into Michael Winner there anyway, so that's a definite plus. Can we still have Pina Colada's and go jet ski-ing? Can we still have Hors D'Hoeuvres with the rich and famous? Can we call each other dahhhhling? :chin:

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Funkadelicacy wrote:[quote="Danny_Mumbles"

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I can't tempt ya...?


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On a clear night,you can see the sewage farm.... :jig:


Ok Rhyl sounds fine. Not likely to bump into Michael Winner there anyway, so that's a definite plus. Can we still have Pina Colada's and go jet ski-ing? Can we still have Hors D'Hoeuvres with the rich and famous? Can we call each other dahhhhling? :chin:[/quote]


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We can have a bag of whelks though................. * Drool *




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Danny_Mumbles wrote:
Funkadelicacy wrote:
Ok Rhyl sounds fine. Not likely to bump into Michael Winner there anyway, so that's a definite plus. Can we still have Pina Colada's and go jet ski-ing? Can we still have Hors D'Hoeuvres with the rich and famous? Can we call each other dahhhhling? :chin:



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Errm............... In a word........................................ No...










We can have a bag of whelks though................. * Drool *




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God, I know I'm a cheap date but you could at least stretch to cod and chips with mushy peas? :roll: :roll:

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