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i've been saying this for years about prostate cancer

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-20875488

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Too right Wots. :thumb:

What i do find interesting, is how every year society wants us to over indulge during the festive period and then as soon as the New Year bells stop ringing.. These 'reports' appear telling us all what we are going to die of by next Crimbo.

Bastards! Just as one considers giving up the various vices and becoming a healthier, more driven individual for the forthcoming year(s).. The prospect of going back to work dominates the horizon matched with News reports on the latest terminal illness.

Its enough to drive you back onto the drink and tabs.

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You can't have Kim Kardashian and Simon Cowell, and then expect something important to take priority, surely? :)

This whole world has become so trivia-focused, unreal. Happy new year :roll:

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If the deviants hadn't taken the message of getting one out every day as being good for the male, prostate issues might have been history years ago.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbate-a-thon

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Channel Hopper wrote:If the deviants hadn't taken the message of getting one out every day as being good for the male, prostate issues might have been history years ago.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbate-a-thon

The real trouble is getting a partner that doesn't require something expensive in return (a pearl necklace ? fuck that), dinner beforehand (you want the full english ? Fuck that) then the minimum is some two hours solitary with enough blancmange prepared beforehand to fill the gimp suit and the bathyscope.



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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/40894129/ns/health-mens_health/t/ways-help-prevent-prostate-cancer/#.UONMwnfDV8E

As well as a regular wank ..... Looks like part of my Turmeric Tea may have some benefits in this department ......


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Researchers at the Center for Holistic Urology at Columbia-Presbyterian Medical Center in New York City recently found that a blend of herbs including ginger, oregano, rosemary, and green tea reduced prostate-cancer cell growth by 78 percent in the lab.


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in the lab , and yank research , i take that with a pinch of salt smeggy

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wotsit2 wrote:in the lab , and yank research , i take that with a pinch of salt smeggy



'Holistic urology :piss: ' wasn't enough of a clue then.

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Channel Hopper wrote:
wotsit2 wrote:in the lab , and yank research , i take that with a pinch of salt smeggy



'Holistic urology :piss: ' wasn't enough of a clue then.

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