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I used to watch the old one, despite thinking that the 'road trips' were probably rather scripted and probably totally fake in parts. I somehow liked the presenters.

New series presenters all seem to be total tossers who make me heave, with possible exceptions of Sabine Schmitz and Eddie Jordan, though they may dismay me by showing that they can also be complete plonkers.



MOTORING: Top Gear
On: BBC 2 HD (102)
Date: Sunday 29th May 2016 (starting tomorrow evening)
Time: 20:00 to 21:00 (1 hour long)

In the first show of the new series, Chris Evans takes the Dodge Viper ACR to the home of Top Gun in Nevada, to battle Sabine Schmitz in a Chevrolet Corvette Z06. Matt LeBlanc tackles wildest Morocco in Somerset's finest off-roader, the Ariel Nomad. Back on British soil, Evans and LeBlanc take a rather soggy road trip to Blackpool in a pair of roofless Reliant three-wheelers, whereupon they are tasked with defending the honour of their nations in a series of gruelling UK-versus-USA challenges. Back in the studio, this week's celebrity guests are Social Network star Jesse Eisenberg and Gordon Ramsey.
(Editor's Choice, Stereo, Series 24, Episode 1, Widescreen, High Definition, Subtitles, 4 Star)


The Amazon Prime version of the show is on later this year, though I'm not expecting too much of that either.

p.s. hope I'm not portrayed as a Zionist supporter for this thread - will make a change. :)

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I hope it's a complete failure!!! :D :D :D :D

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Can't stand Chris Evans, so won't be watching.



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Resonance wrote:Can't stand Chris Evans, so won't be watching.


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I think I'll watch this. Fucking hate jeremy whatsisname with passion. I think if i met him id really really struggle to not embarrass him irreparably or kick the shit out of him. Im quite good at doing the former though so no need to lower myself to his standard :D



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Resonance wrote:Can't stand Chris Evans, so won't be watching.


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Yes, not a prime one though :)



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I shall watch it just so i can sit and call Evens every ginger twat i can think of and moan about how "its not a patch on the Top Gear with Clarkson, May and Hammond".

Then, i shall most likely not watch another one and steal the Clarkson, May and Hammon series from Prime. :D

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Top gear was shit with clarkson. Why does everyone bum him?
He gave good reviews to shit cars for gifts and bad reviews to cars when he didnt. What a cock jockey



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Eh???

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I haven't bummed him.

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Stop it smeggy. You and squizz went round the gay bar in a reasonably priced car



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Not that ive anything against gay guys and girls. As long as they dont bum jezza. :D



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Jezza Kyle gets bummed weekly by Rent-A-Chavs

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smeggypants wrote:Jezza Kyle gets bummed weekly by Rent-A-Chavs


No he gets bummed by mechs with a 9 inch dildo. :D



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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Mr Squirrel wrote:Eh???


I think Stan is having one of his six cans of Carlsberg Special nights. :D

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I think Stan is having one of his six cans of Carlsberg Special nights. :D



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I think Stan is having one of his six cans of Carlsberg Special nights. :D


6 cans of kronenbourg actually :D :cheers:



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:rofl:

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Stanley Tweedle wrote:
diablo wrote:
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I think Stan is having one of his six cans of Carlsberg Special nights. :D


6 cans of kronenbourg actually :D :cheers:


You could almost here the slurring through the monitor :rofl:

We should have a forum piss up where everyone has to drink at least 10 cans, or 70cl of spirits, or 3 bottles of wine and then just post even more nonsense than we usually do :)



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