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Thank fuck I missed it. :throwup: :throwup: :throwup: :throwup: :throwup: :throwup:

Crumb's HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE Cock must be red raw by now :rofl: :rofl:

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:throwup: :throwup: :throwup: :throwup: :throwup:


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Crumbs would love this. He could have gone shopping AND watched the wedding. :rofl: :rofl:

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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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:rofl: :rofl:

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Sloppy seconds, according to smackhead.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/rus ... n-12545509

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Channel Hopper wrote:Sloppy seconds, according to smackhead.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/rus ... n-12545509

Didn't see the cunt at the weekend.



"ahead of his book coming out"


anything for bandwagon publicity. sandpaper voiced cunt!!! :maduk: :maduk:

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smeggypants wrote:
Channel Hopper wrote:Sloppy seconds, according to smackhead.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/rus ... n-12545509

Didn't see the cunt at the weekend.



"ahead of his book coming out"


anything for bandwagon publicity. sandpaper voiced cunt!!! :maduk: :maduk:


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Channel Hopper wrote:
smeggypants wrote:
Channel Hopper wrote:Sloppy seconds, according to smackhead.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/rus ... n-12545509

Didn't see the cunt at the weekend.



"ahead of his book coming out"


anything for bandwagon publicity. sandpaper voiced cunt!!! :maduk: :maduk:


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Yup, won't be long before it'll be marked down to 99p

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smeggypants wrote:
Channel Hopper wrote:
smeggypants wrote:
Channel Hopper wrote:Sloppy seconds, according to smackhead.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/rus ... n-12545509

Didn't see the cunt at the weekend.



"ahead of his book coming out"


anything for bandwagon publicity. sandpaper voiced cunt!!! :maduk: :maduk:


Available on all charity shop bookshelves, next to the Kate Price ghost written tripe.


Yup, won't be long before it'll be marked down to 99p

Miss Smeggy and I actually went to see him live in Birmingham, with some friends, back in the 2000s. I wouldn't have gone on my own, I was bored shitless after about 15 minutes and there was 2 hours of it!!! :stomp:


As mind numbing as John Bishop then.

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Channel Hopper wrote:
smeggypants wrote:
Channel Hopper wrote:
smeggypants wrote:
Channel Hopper wrote:Sloppy seconds, according to smackhead.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/rus ... n-12545509

Didn't see the cunt at the weekend.



"ahead of his book coming out"


anything for bandwagon publicity. sandpaper voiced cunt!!! :maduk: :maduk:


Available on all charity shop bookshelves, next to the Kate Price ghost written tripe.


Yup, won't be long before it'll be marked down to 99p

Miss Smeggy and I actually went to see him live in Birmingham, with some friends, back in the 2000s. I wouldn't have gone on my own, I was bored shitless after about 15 minutes and there was 2 hours of it!!! :stomp:


As mind numbing as John Bishop then.



Worse. John Bishop is funnily not funny. Russell Brand is irritatingly not funny

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Wotsie hated Bishop with a passion.. :rofl:

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Dolls wrote:Wotsie hated Bishop with a passion.. :rofl:



:thumb: :thumb: :thumb:

And that Crispy Twat from the Falklands

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Nope never watched one bit of it. I was away on my bike for the day getting sunburnt and annoying motorists :rofl: :rofl:

Each to their own but no interest whatsoever :yawn: :yawn:



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mecheller38 wrote:Nope never watched one bit of it. I was away on my bike for the day getting sunburnt and annoying motorists :rofl: :rofl:

Each to their own but no interest whatsoever :yawn: :yawn:


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crumbs wrote:I watched it again on YouTube. It was so sweet!


It was actually chutneytube and the loving 'couple' in the 60 minute video, whilst exchanging their rings, were not in a church in Windsor, nor in front of a man of the cloth, since he was stark bollock naked apart from the ball gag.
Somebody playing a father figure did take them up the aisle later though, repeatedly, leading to shower of confetti like substance.

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:rofl: :rofl:

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crumbs wrote:I watched it again on YouTube. It was so sweet!


It was actually chutneytube and the loving 'couple' in the 60 minute video, whilst exchanging their rings, were not in a church in Windsor, nor in front of a man of the cloth, since he was stark bollock naked apart from the ball gag.
Somebody playing a father figure did take them up the aisle later though, repeatedly, leading to shower of confetti like substance.

:howl: :howl: :howl: Amazing!!

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