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So is anyone goign to watch this vomit fest tomorrow? :D

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crumbs will be watching every minute of it. God bless Her Majesty the Queen. God bless the United Kingdom.



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crumbs wrote:crumbs will be watching every minute of it. God bless Her Majesty the Queen. God bless the United Kingdom.


Will you be sharing your wank tissues with Nicholas Witchell? :rofl: :rofl:

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Nope!

Its Little S's birthday and she wants to go to Alton Towers for the day.

Mrs S said "Ooh.. it might be quieter there with it being the same day as the wedding"
I said "And there will be loads of people who will be thinking that it will be quieter because of the wedding and that is why they will choose to go there!"

I fully expect it to be fucking rammed!

I was bored and decided to update my signature but i couldnt think of anything to put, so i decided to just put Bollocks!

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Good luck to them I guess, can't say I really care though, got better things to do :)

As far as I'm concerned a scruffy Ed Sheeran look-a-like is marrying some US actress (she was in Suits I think) - ironically if the ginger person was an actor like her and not a royal, the marriage wouldnt get as much coverage or be shown on TV.

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Mr Squirrel wrote:Nope!

Its Little S's birthday and she wants to go to Alton Towers for the day.

Mrs S said "Ooh.. it might be quieter there with it being the same day as the wedding"
I said "And there will be loads of people who will be thinking that it will be quieter because of the wedding and that is why they will choose to go there!"

I fully expect it to be fucking rammed!


By the same logic I’m hoping the launderette will be near empty tomorrow around 11am

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Mr Squirrel wrote:Nope!

Its Little S's birthday and she wants to go to Alton Towers for the day.

Mrs S said "Ooh.. it might be quieter there with it being the same day as the wedding"
I said "And there will be loads of people who will be thinking that it will be quieter because of the wedding and that is why they will choose to go there!"

I fully expect it to be fucking rammed!


By the same logic I’m hoping the launderette will be near empty tomorrow around 11am



I bet going to the launderette wont cost you £118 though!

And thats before the burgers, hotdogs, drinks, ride photographs etc and so on...

I was bored and decided to update my signature but i couldnt think of anything to put, so i decided to just put Bollocks!

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Mr Squirrel wrote:Nope!

Its Little S's birthday and she wants to go to Alton Towers for the day.

Mrs S said "Ooh.. it might be quieter there with it being the same day as the wedding"
I said "And there will be loads of people who will be thinking that it will be quieter because of the wedding and that is why they will choose to go there!"

I fully expect it to be fucking rammed!



That's what 'Sexy Suzy TV from Shrewsbury' says as he minces into the layby :D :D

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Mr Squirrel wrote:
Channel Hopper wrote:
Mr Squirrel wrote:Nope!

Its Little S's birthday and she wants to go to Alton Towers for the day.

Mrs S said "Ooh.. it might be quieter there with it being the same day as the wedding"
I said "And there will be loads of people who will be thinking that it will be quieter because of the wedding and that is why they will choose to go there!"

I fully expect it to be fucking rammed!


By the same logic I’m hoping the launderette will be near empty tomorrow around 11am



I bet going to the launderette wont cost you £118 though!

And thats before the burgers, hotdogs, drinks, ride photographs etc and so on...


£118 :eek:

........and there was me thinking you had short arms and deep pockets :)



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Mr Squirrel wrote:Nope!

Its Little S's birthday and she wants to go to Alton Towers for the day.

Mrs S said "Ooh.. it might be quieter there with it being the same day as the wedding"
I said "And there will be loads of people who will be thinking that it will be quieter because of the wedding and that is why they will choose to go there!"

I fully expect it to be fucking rammed!



That's what 'Sexy Suzy TV from Shrewsbury' says as he minces into the layby :D :D


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Mr Squirrel wrote:
Channel Hopper wrote:
Mr Squirrel wrote:Nope!

Its Little S's birthday and she wants to go to Alton Towers for the day.

Mrs S said "Ooh.. it might be quieter there with it being the same day as the wedding"
I said "And there will be loads of people who will be thinking that it will be quieter because of the wedding and that is why they will choose to go there!"

I fully expect it to be fucking rammed!


By the same logic I’m hoping the launderette will be near empty tomorrow around 11am



I bet going to the launderette wont cost you £118 though!

And thats before the burgers, hotdogs, drinks, ride photographs etc and so on...


£118 :eek:

........and there was me thinking you had short arms and deep pockets :)


Tell me about it Res....

I was crying when i ordered the tickets - crying!

I havent cried so hard since Sexy Suzy TV from Shrewsbury short changed me out of 5p :rofl:

I was bored and decided to update my signature but i couldnt think of anything to put, so i decided to just put Bollocks!

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Mr Squirrel wrote:
Resonance wrote:
Mr Squirrel wrote:
Channel Hopper wrote:
Mr Squirrel wrote:Nope!

Its Little S's birthday and she wants to go to Alton Towers for the day.

Mrs S said "Ooh.. it might be quieter there with it being the same day as the wedding"
I said "And there will be loads of people who will be thinking that it will be quieter because of the wedding and that is why they will choose to go there!"

I fully expect it to be fucking rammed!


By the same logic I’m hoping the launderette will be near empty tomorrow around 11am



I bet going to the launderette wont cost you £118 though!

And thats before the burgers, hotdogs, drinks, ride photographs etc and so on...


£118 :eek:

........and there was me thinking you had short arms and deep pockets :)


Tell me about it Res....

I was crying when i ordered the tickets - crying!

I havent cried so hard since Sexy Suzy TV from Shrewsbury short changed me out of 5p :rofl:


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

They must be making some serious brass these places. I used to love them when I was a kid. Now they’d have to pay me to go :)



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crumbs wrote:crumbs will be watching every minute of it. God bless Her Majesty the Queen. God bless the United Kingdom.


Will you be sharing your wank tissues with Nicholas Witchell? :rofl: :rofl:


It must be a real cumfest in Crumbs' bachelor pad if he is 'glued' to the television.

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smeggypants wrote:
crumbs wrote:crumbs will be watching every minute of it. God bless Her Majesty the Queen. God bless the United Kingdom.


Will you be sharing your wank tissues with Nicholas Witchell? :rofl: :rofl:


It must be a real cumfest in Crumbs' bachelor pad if he is 'glued' to the television.


He'll have to seal up the doors and windows before Harry comes on, to stop it leaking out of the flat. Crumbs will be wearing his finest armbands

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