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Letterman owns the Blackmailer!!!

Has anyone seen this? - I don't normally go in for American type comedy shows but David Letterman has totally owned a blackmailer by owning up to the events live and in a comedic way.

Apparently Letterman, who is married, has been shagging variosu women who work on his show. so this CBS producer attempts to blackmail him by asking for $2 million. but Letterman goes live on his show and admits it, thus totally owning the blackmailer, who is now facing charges of, erm ,blackmail.


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A man has pleaded not guilty to trying to blackmail chat show host David Letterman over sexual relationships he had with female staff members.

CBS employee Robert "Joe" Halderman, who was arrested on Thursday, appeared in court in New York.

Letterman confessed during a recording of his show, broadcast by CBS, that he had had sex with female colleagues.

He said a man had threatened to expose the relationships unless a payment of $2m (£1.2m) was made.

Letterman, 62, married long-term girlfriend Regina Lasko in March. They have a six-year-old son.

Mr Halderman, a producer for the real-life crime show 48 Hours, entered his plea as he appeared in court in Manhattan on a charge of attempted grand larceny.

Speaking earlier, Manhattan District Attorney Robert Morgenthau said that the offence, if proven, was punishable by a prison term of five to 15 years.

"Our concern here is extortion and that's what we're focusing on," he said.

Mr Halderman was arrested following an undercover police "sting" operation at a New York hotel, during which he was allegedly recorded setting out his blackmail demands to Letterman's lawyer.

'Terrible things'

Letterman told the studio audience of his Late Show on Thursday that he was first approached by the alleged blackmailer three weeks ago.

He said he had got in his car early one morning to find a package with a letter containing proof of the "terrible things" he was said to have done.

The letter, he said, was from a man who threatened to write a book and screenplay about the veteran broadcaster unless he was given money.

"I have had sex with women who work on this show," Letterman admitted, causing some confusion among audience members who appeared unsure whether he was delivering a comedy line.

On the advice of his lawyer, Letterman said, he had contacted prosecutors at the Manhattan District Attorney's Office.

"This morning I did something I've never done in my life," said the broadcaster on Thursday. "I had to go downtown and testify before a grand jury."

In his testimony he acknowledged he had conducted sexual relationships with members of his staff.

"I had to tell them all of the creepy things that I had done," he said.

He did not say when the relationships took place or how long they lasted.

David Letterman has presented The Late Show on CBS since 1993.

Prior to that he hosted a late-night talk show on rival network NBC.

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Yes ...I used to watch him everynight ...slightly harder edge than Leno ...He did the right thing by going public ...now he will have to sit back and see where the dice falls ...funny ...he is the most unsexy thing on TV !! :D




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Jay Leno is a complete tit. I really do hate this 'tish 'boom type humour, :boomtiss: Which these guys play upon, but I have to admire Letterman for owning this blackmailer by admitting it on National TV.

What we need now is for Oprah to admit to using deluxe size buttplugs!!! That'll save my latest blackmail escapade!!! :hyenas:

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