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Have we any Fawlty towers fans in the building??

I love it...I've seen them all and know them by heart!!
Fave lines include:

'Oh what a terrible dream'
'I dont know why we bother, we should let you all burn.'
'You can see the sea...its over there between the land and the sky'


ooooo...I'm gonna go watch now!!! :hello:

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peacefulchaos wrote:Have we any Fawlty towers fans in the building??


100000000% - It's my favourite sitcom of all time!!!!

Fawlty Towers Appreciation Thread.

I love it...I've seen them all and know them by heart!!
Fave lines include:

'Oh what a terrible dream'
'I dont know why we bother, we should let you all burn.'
'You can see the sea...its over there between the land and the sky'


ooooo...I'm gonna go watch now!!! :hello:



"my god you're ugly!"

"i'll fetch the doctor!"

"You don't need a doctor you need a plastic surgeon!"

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"Well, may I ask what you were expecting to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window? Sydney Opera House, perhaps? The Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically—"

Genius stuff!!!!

I'm a huge monty python fan too! - Holy Grail is my favourite film!!!

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I just added John Cleese on Facebook, last post he made was that his tooth had fell out, complete with photos!


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Basil to Sybil * Yes my little nest of vipers* :rofl: :rofl:



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This is the post he made on facebook (evidently linked to Twitter):

"Lost a tooth..."
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Dolls wrote:Basil to Sybil * Yes my little nest of vipers* :rofl: :rofl:


Brilliant!!

Sybil "You seem so happy"

Basil: "Happy? Ahh yes I remember that"


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"I'm afraid we're fresh out of waldorfs!" :rofl:

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The Psychiatrist

Sybil starts on Basil by calling him a "Benzedrine puff adder", and "an aging, brilliantined stick insect"!

Basil really gets annoyed later and calls Sybil a "rancorous, coiffeured old sow". He follows up by asking her "Why don't you syringe the doughnuts out of your ears?", and tells her to "get some sense into that dormant organ you keep hidden in that rat's maze of yours"!

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"it got mugged by a gang of field mice!"

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Basil: 'Ah that particular avenue of pleasure has been closed off'
Sybil: 'And we don't want it opened back up, do we Basil'
Basil: No you don't dear'
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Sybil: Co-operation, thats a laugh, the day you co-operate you'll be in a wooden box - I've never heard such rudeness'
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Cockney guy (can't remember his name): 'Do you know anywhere that does french food?'
Basil: 'Erm France I believe, they seem to love it there. the swim should really sharpen your apetite. If you leave now, you'll catch the tide'
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"It's not hamster it's rat. Cuddle that and you'll never play the guitar again."

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"and the bath. It's not big enoguh to drown a mouse!"

"I wish you were a mouse!"

"what?"

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says it all!!

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"just checking the walls dear!"

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Sybil: "What are you doing?"
Basil: "I'm kissing you, dear."
Sybil: "Well, don't."

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"is this a piece of your brain?"

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I liked the gourmet night the couple with the guy that had a twitch, Basil kept jumping when the guy twitched. :rofl:



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My favorite FT moment ...was when the American guy says....."This is got to be the worse hotel in the whole of western Europe"
and the mayor says....
"NO....I WONT HAVE THAT!!!!!!!!!!! ....there's a place in Eastbourne.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:



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PMSL How great keep em coming, :thumb: :rofl: :rofl:



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Basil: 'Hello?Hello? Am I invisable?? Sybil...? Can you see me?'
Sybil: 'No'
Basil: Brilliant! I'll go have a lie down.... No I won't I'll go hit some guests!!'
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Basil: Would you like to eat now, or would you like a drink before the war - NING that tresspasers will be tied up with piano wire SORRY SORRY Bit of shrapnal in the old leg from the war...KOREAN KOREAN!! MMMMM?
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