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has to be john bishop . i had the misfortune of seeing this man on telly during the week for twenty minutes . i didn't laugh at all . total crap

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I saw him last week, I thought he was the only funny stand-up I'd ever seen! Just shows you how tastes differ I guess.

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This Guy?

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I seem to remember him being slightly funnier than 'Friends'. Which means he's unfunny to a large degree.

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Always seems to be a bit safe to me. Can appear on Paul O'Grady's show and entertain the old biddies but that's about it.

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phild05 wrote:Always seems to be a bit safe to me. Can appear on Paul O'Grady's show and entertain the old biddies but that's about it.


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smeggypants wrote:This Guy?

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I seem to remember him being slightly funnier than 'Friends'. Which means he's unfunny to a large degree.

thats him smeggy . absolute CRAP :fingers:

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phild05 wrote:Always seems to be a bit safe to me. Can appear on Paul O'Grady's show and entertain the old biddies but that's about it.


Oh shit. :(

how's the knitting going ghostie ? :rofl: :rofl: :squeeze:

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phild05 wrote:Always seems to be a bit safe to me. Can appear on Paul O'Grady's show and entertain the old biddies but that's about it.


Oh shit. :(

how's the knitting going ghostie ? :rofl: :rofl: :squeeze:


had to stop. she's gone looking for her gums

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smeggypants wrote:
wotsit2 wrote:
ghostgirl wrote:
phild05 wrote:Always seems to be a bit safe to me. Can appear on Paul O'Grady's show and entertain the old biddies but that's about it.


Oh shit. :(

how's the knitting going ghostie ? :rofl: :rofl: :squeeze:


had to stop. she's gone looking for her gums

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I also think Paul O'Grady is really not funny. He's the sort of comedian who picks on a woman in the audience and shouts "Ere love, I've seen you eating fish on a Tuesday!", and the place erupts.


Wasn't it the Fast Show where Paul Whitehouse did a really good piss take of old music hall comedians who weren't funny.

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smeggypants wrote:I also think Paul O'Grady is really not funny. He's the sort of comedian who picks on a woman in the audience and shouts "Ere love, I've seen you eating fish on a Tuesday!", and the place erupts.


Wasn't it the Fast Show where Paul Whitehouse did a really good piss take of old music hall comedians who weren't funny.

yeah it was i think ,or was it harry enfield with paul whitehouse on the same show ?

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a sample of his "comedy"

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ghostgirl wrote:
phild05 wrote:Always seems to be a bit safe to me. Can appear on Paul O'Grady's show and entertain the old biddies but that's about it.


Oh shit. :(

how's the knitting going ghostie ? :rofl: :rofl: :squeeze:


Funny you should ask, Wots, I just finished a lovely pullover for Annie..

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ghostgirl wrote:
wotsit2 wrote:
ghostgirl wrote:
phild05 wrote:Always seems to be a bit safe to me. Can appear on Paul O'Grady's show and entertain the old biddies but that's about it.


Oh shit. :(

how's the knitting going ghostie ? :rofl: :rofl: :squeeze:


Funny you should ask, Wots, I just finished a lovely pullover for Annie..

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which is the vinegar one :D

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John Bishop was OK when he first came onto the scene with his observations on life,but now he's been sucked into the corporate machine it's all scripted and unfunny by bods behind the scenes. They play way to much on his Scouse background and stereotype him.

On the other hand anyone heard of an Aussie called Steve Hughes?? Check him out. very good.

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ghostgirl wrote:
wotsit2 wrote:
ghostgirl wrote:
phild05 wrote:Always seems to be a bit safe to me. Can appear on Paul O'Grady's show and entertain the old biddies but that's about it.


Oh shit. :(

how's the knitting going ghostie ? :rofl: :rofl: :squeeze:


Funny you should ask, Wots, I just finished a lovely pullover for Annie..

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Bloody hell Ghostie :eek: :howl: you will need to unpick one of them ;) or I will have to stuff it with old socks :rofl:




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John lee Pettimore wrote:John Bishop was OK when he first came onto the scene with his observations on life,but now he's been sucked into the corporate machine it's all scripted and unfunny by bods behind the scenes. They play way to much on his Scouse background and stereotype him.

On the other hand anyone heard of an Aussie called Steve Hughes?? Check him out. very good.


Yup I agree with you JLP ,he started off OK but now ...... :thumbdown: and Steve Hughes is very funny :D




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which is the vinegar one


"One" is the operative word Wots , thats all I have :rofl:




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Russell Howard isn't as bad Scott

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annie27 wrote:
ghostgirl wrote:
wotsit2 wrote:
ghostgirl wrote:
phild05 wrote:Always seems to be a bit safe to me. Can appear on Paul O'Grady's show and entertain the old biddies but that's about it.


Oh shit. :(

how's the knitting going ghostie ? :rofl: :rofl: :squeeze:


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Bloody hell Ghostie :eek: :howl: you will need to unpick one of them ;) or I will have to stuff it with old socks :rofl:


Old socks, yeah, good idea... :thumb: ...and them matching knickers you requested are nearly done also, I assume you still need both leg holes? No recent amputations to take into consideration? Oh and I've used special baby wool this time, hon, to ...you know, avoid a repeat of that nasty rash you complained of from them hot-pants I knitted you last year.
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