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There are some things that just should not be messed with. This is one of them.

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Always lots of rubbish on TV at Xmas, I'd imagine this will be slightly better than the average crappy Yuletime programmes. :):

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True red wrote:There are some things that just should not be messed with. This is one of them.


Agreed 150%

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True red wrote:There are some things that just should not be messed with. This is one of them.


Absolutely.

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Scott Nelson wrote:Whatever next? The return of the Unlikely Lads? :rolleyes:


Love thy neighbour. :D

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True red wrote:There are some things that just should not be messed with. This is one of them.

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Mr Squirrel wrote:
Scott Nelson wrote:Whatever next? The return of the Unlikely Lads? :rolleyes:


Love thy neighbour. :D


My favourite comedies and sitcoms from when I was growing up:

- Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em
- Love Thy Neighbour
- Mind Your Language
- Open All Hours
- In Sickness And In Health
- Porridge
- On The Buses
- George And Mildred
- Are You Being Served
- The Benny Hill Show
- On The Buses
- Birds Of A Feather
- The Young Ones

good list there crumbs ... and to think comedies like some there can't be made now because they will be considered non - pc ... FUCK OFF :fingers:
the whole point is to laugh at our own differences and foibles

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Not too sure about a double dose of On The Buses though

Somewhere in the back of my mind I recall the one that played Olive doing a centre-fold stint in one of the gentleman's mags in the late 70's. Wasn't nice.

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Scott Nelson wrote:Talk about scraping the bottom of the barrel! Granville must be the only white English shopkeeper in the UK :rolleyes:

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Love the original. Hopefully this will be good. I'll definitely watch it.



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Channel Hopper wrote:Not too sure about a double dose of On The Buses though

Somewhere in the back of my mind I recall the one that played Olive doing a centre-fold stint in one of the gentleman's mags in the late 70's. Wasn't nice.

:hmmm: :eek: :rofl:

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Channel Hopper wrote:Not too sure about a double dose of On The Buses though

Somewhere in the back of my mind I recall the one that played Olive doing a centre-fold stint in one of the gentleman's mags in the late 70's. Wasn't nice.

:hmmm: :eek: :rofl:



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crumbs wrote:
Mr Squirrel wrote:
Scott Nelson wrote:Whatever next? The return of the Unlikely Lads? :rolleyes:


Love thy neighbour. :D


My favourite comedies and sitcoms from when I was growing up:

- Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em
- Love Thy Neighbour
- Mind Your Language
- Open All Hours
- In Sickness And In Health
- Porridge
- On The Buses
- George And Mildred
- Are You Being Served
- The Benny Hill Show
- On The Buses
- Birds Of A Feather
- The Young Ones

"The good life" was the best show of the 1970s....although all of the above were good apart from "Birds Of A Feather" and never seen "Mind Your Language"



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stinkymouse wrote:
crumbs wrote:
Mr Squirrel wrote:
Scott Nelson wrote:Whatever next? The return of the Unlikely Lads? :rolleyes:


Love thy neighbour. :D


My favourite comedies and sitcoms from when I was growing up:

- Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em
- Love Thy Neighbour
- Mind Your Language
- Open All Hours
- In Sickness And In Health
- Porridge
- On The Buses
- George And Mildred
- Are You Being Served
- The Benny Hill Show
- On The Buses
- Birds Of A Feather
- The Young Ones

"The good life" was the best show of the 1970s....although all of the above were good apart from "Birds Of A Feather" and never seen "Mind Your Language"


I ha the severe hots for felicity kendall :)

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I think i was the only one who refereed Penelope Keith,her snoppery turned me on...Steptoe is my 3rd favorite show and brought the dvd box set a few years ago,the early black and whites are the best episodes but the BBC or Gold rarely show them.
ever decreasing circles was my 2nd favorite,loved Howard and Hilda,never really cared for "Open all hours".



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True red wrote:There are some things that just should not be messed with. This is one of them.

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A Clangers 'reboot'. Nooooo!

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Channel Hopper wrote:Not too sure about a double dose of On The Buses though

Somewhere in the back of my mind I recall the one that played Olive doing a centre-fold stint in one of the gentleman's mags in the late 70's. Wasn't nice.

:hmmm: :eek: :rofl:




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Just -'found' - the originals, and they are as bad as I had buried for 30 years in the depths of the grey matter.

I'll post them unless I get £30,000,000,000,000 Mugabe style dollars by Friday last week :hyenas:

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Channel Hopper wrote:Just -'found' - the originals, and they are as bad as I had buried for 30 years in the depths of the grey matter.

I'll post them unless I get £30,000,000,000,000 Mugabe style dollars by Friday last week :hyenas:

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