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i think they should all have a big fight in the square using very sharp weapons so that limbs get hacked off and people are beheaded. The show could end in a total bloodbath and then be axed!! :)

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I havent watched EE since Kat and Alfie days, several years now. dont watch any soaps whatsoever.



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I've gone orf most of 'em.

Emmerdale has descended into a vat of snakes turds now. It's truly awful. I used to like it years ago. I still watch Corrie now and again. It don't take long to catch up

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smeggypants wrote:i think they should all have a big fight in the square using very sharp weapons so that limbs get hacked off and people are beheaded. The show could end in a total bloodbath and then be axed!! :)




even i'd watch that! :yippee: :yippee:

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smeggypants wrote:i think they should all have a big fight in the square using very sharp weapons so that limbs get hacked off and people are beheaded. The show could end in a total bloodbath and then be axed!! :)




even i'd watch that! :yippee: :yippee:


I was trying to find a youtube ckip of that Python sketch set in a 1920s Mansion garden with a load of toffs having a garden party. They end up hacking each other's limbs off with comedy blood spurting everywhere. it's hilarious!!!

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smeggypants wrote:
robinnia wrote:
smeggypants wrote:i think they should all have a big fight in the square using very sharp weapons so that limbs get hacked off and people are beheaded. The show could end in a total bloodbath and then be axed!! :)




even i'd watch that! :yippee: :yippee:


I was trying to find a youtube ckip of that Python sketch set in a 1920s Mansion garden with a load of toffs having a garden party. They end up hacking each other's limbs off with comedy blood spurting everywhere. it's hilarious!!!





I remember that one smeggs, it was about the same time as all the gorefest films were released. bit of a pisstake of that famous director who was responsible for those type of films. Cant remember his bloody name though.


Got it! Sam Peckinpah. He also smeggy directed that clip its called Salad Days


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1-NpyaOWV0



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Dolls wrote:I havent watched EE since Kat and Alfie days, several years now. dont watch any soaps whatsoever.


Wasn't one Christmas episode completely take up with Alfie looking for a condom ?

Probably the only one I've seen (not completely, just flicked over the channels every fifteen minutes or so)

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