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Eastenders Christmas Scripts Stolen

PostPosted: Sat Nov 21, 2009 1:11 pm
by True red
Oh dear - looks like Christmas could be ruined! Guess there won't be enough time for re-writes/recordings either!

http://tv.sky.com/eastenders-christmas-nicked

Eastenders Christmas Scripts Stolen

PostPosted: Sat Nov 21, 2009 1:39 pm
by Richie
That's easy enough to write; all you need is a handful of arguments and bitchiness, at least one punch-up outside the pub, and make sure no cunt smiles.

Eastenders Christmas Scripts Stolen

PostPosted: Sat Nov 21, 2009 2:00 pm
by True red
LektroiD wrote:That's easy enough to write; all you need is a handful of arguments and bitchiness, at least one punch-up outside the pub, and make sure no cunt smiles.


You missed the someone dying/murdered, a couple caught having an affair and a family being made homeless :D

Eastenders Christmas Scripts Stolen

PostPosted: Sat Nov 21, 2009 2:05 pm
by Richie
True red wrote:
LektroiD wrote:That's easy enough to write; all you need is a handful of arguments and bitchiness, at least one punch-up outside the pub, and make sure no cunt smiles.


You missed the someone dying/murdered, a couple caught having an affair and a family being made homeless :D

I think between us, we've nailed it!

Eastenders Christmas Scripts Stolen

PostPosted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 12:11 am
by Channel Hopper
LektroiD wrote:
True red wrote:
LektroiD wrote:That's easy enough to write; all you need is a handful of arguments and bitchiness, at least one punch-up outside the pub, and make sure no cunt smiles.


You missed the someone dying/murdered, a couple caught having an affair and a family being made homeless :D

I think between us, we've nailed it!



How about a dose of Bubonic plague that quickly spreads to other soaps?

Eastenders Christmas Scripts Stolen

PostPosted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 12:17 am
by smeggypants
That'll do. Or maybe a plagiarism of Threads where Woolford gets nuked and there's huge mushroom cloud in the Square

Eastenders Christmas Scripts Stolen

PostPosted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 12:18 am
by smeggypants
Mind you there's so much doom and gloom that maybe Eastenders is modelled on a nuclear winter

Eastenders Christmas Scripts Stolen

PostPosted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 12:38 am
by Channel Hopper
smeggypants wrote:That'll do. Or maybe a plagiarism of Threads where Woolford gets nuked and there's huge mushroom cloud in the Square



I'd settle for a dirty bomb, slower and enough lingering pain to fill out the final two hour omnibus.

Eastenders Christmas Scripts Stolen

PostPosted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 12:46 am
by smeggypants
how about .......................


TRIFFIDS!!!!!

Eastenders Christmas Scripts Stolen

PostPosted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 7:08 am
by annie27