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Scott Nelson wrote:I am thrilled that Kat and Alfie Moon are back in EastEnders. However, some viewers are complaining that EastEnders is turning into"The Kat and Alfie Show".


'Some viewers' - sums Eastenders up in a nutshell. But hey-ho, everybody's talking about it!

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Cant stand the program...

On the rare occasion that the TV happens to be on BBC1 when the music starts and my 6 year old daughter hears it... she usually shouts "OH NO! Its the unhappy shouty program, turn the telly over quick!"


Im sooo proud of her. :D

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Brian Blessed would be great in Eastenders. Although he's loud, he's probablly too happy.


btw - I have to admit I would shag Kat. She's cheap but there's something a bit tasty about her. Bit like Necafe Gold Blend :)

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smeggypants wrote:Brian Blessed would be great in Eastenders. Although he's loud, he's probablly too happy.


btw - I have to admit I would shag Kat. She's cheap but there's something a bit tasty about her. Bit like Necafe Gold Blend :)


Oh yeah...

She is like one of these porno MILF's, i can imagine her being really nasty and not saying 'No' to much at all. :D

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Exactly ;)

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Mr Squirrel wrote:She is like one of these porno MILF's, i can imagine her being really nasty and not saying 'No' to much at all. :D


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Vim and an Angle grinder!!!

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