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Kevin Webster: perpetual moron!!

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I got a mate that looks alot like him....... Gormless.


Mind... Mr Webster did achieve one good thing in his life... he produced this...


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Yeah she is pretty fit :) :hubba:

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Scott Nelson wrote:It's hard to believe Kevin Webster has been in Corrie since 1983 :eek4:


Did he ever say "Calm down!"

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well look at his characters dad :rofl:
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I had a tache and a mullet in the early 80s [ thankfully not at the same time ] .

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Scott Nelson wrote:
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Scott Nelson wrote:It's hard to believe Kevin Webster has been in Corrie since 1983 :eek4:


Did he ever say "Calm down!"

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LMAO :rofl:


Are you sure this isn't one of Harry Enfield's characters? :rofl:



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Rocky wrote:
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Mr Squirrel wrote:
Scott Nelson wrote:It's hard to believe Kevin Webster has been in Corrie since 1983 :eek4:


Did he ever say "Calm down!"

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LMAO :rofl:


Are you sure this isn't one of Harry Enfield's characters? :rofl:


'Cum ed' ?

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Scott Nelson wrote:Le Vell is returning to Coronation Street and will be back on screen by Christmas - confirmed by ITV.

Source: Sky News.


Not guilty then. I didn't know if Coronation Street would have him back regardless. Saying that if they sacked him straight away they could be up in court themselves.



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The jury said those WELCOME wordz.

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His name should not have been in the media without the girls IMHO.

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Major Starbold wrote:His name should not have been in the media without the girls IMHO.


Yes, I think there should be anonymity on both sides in these type of cases. Even when the person is found not guilty you still get the 'no smoke without fire' people. Mud sticks.



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Scott Nelson wrote:Courts are often open to the public so the chances of someone's identity being kept secret while on trial is very slim.


You could ban any reporting until a guilty verdict. Then you've got freedom of the press issues though I suppose and what with social networking. Although people on Twitter etc could still be done for contempt of court same as the press. It would likely still get out though when famous people were involved. Your average Joe probably wouldn't get outed though. They seem to keep the alleged victims in these cases secret pretty effectively though, so I don't see why the same couldn't be the case for the alleged perpetrator.

At an absolute minimum anonymity should given until charged.



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If hes not guilty then why carnt the courts or his legal team charge the girl against false rape/sex abuse allegations.......?
....its outrageous if she made it up and should serve time.....



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stinkymouse wrote:If hes not guilty then why carnt the courts or his legal team charge the girl against false rape/sex abuse allegations.......?
....its outrageous if she made it up and should serve time.....


Because they'd have to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that she made it up. In a case of one persons word against another then that's pretty much impossible without other evidence. Which does beg the question why are they bringing these cases for historical sexual assault when it's just someone's word against another?

If you charged every women that accused someone of rape with perverting the course of justice if the defendant was found not guilty then no woman would dare come forward given the difficulty in getting rape/sexual assault convictions (usually no witnesses). Just because the defendant was found not guilty doesn't necasarily mean the women made it up, just that there wasn't enough evidence to prove the case beyond a reasonable doubt.



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Scott Nelson wrote:Girl or boy tells someone they're 16 or over, have sex then it emerges they lied about their age. Why should the person they had sex with be punished, jailed and placed in the Sex Offenders Register?


I think there is a defence of 'they looked old enough'. Maybe I'm wrong?

It's a fair comment if they look 21 or something, but if they look borderline then people should probably be steering clear until they actually know.



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Scott Nelson wrote:Girl or boy tells someone they're 16 or over, have sex then it emerges they lied about their age. Why should the person they had sex with be punished, jailed and placed in the Sex Offenders Register?


Careful with those twinks :)

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Scott Nelson wrote:LOL! Twinks are hardly gonna want someone like me!


Depends on how much you pay 'em :)

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Chris Quinten, now there was an object of ridicule


here's how he looks today

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Lovin the "Just for men" :rofl:

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