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[corrie] Evil David goes loopy in April

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The number of the Beast!! Extremely evil David platt who is definitely possessed by a nasty mythological religous cult apparently totally loses it in April. Apparently he totaly destroys the street and even gets people in Albert Square talking. Phil Mitchell was unavailable for comment, although Dot Cotton prayed to the Lord on Tuesday,
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Actor Jack P Shepherd, who lays Evil David is to continue his furtive and sinister plots in the soap when his character goes loopy in the street. Shepherd, who plays David Platt and has just been named 'Villain of the Year' at the Daily Spunk's inaugural soap awards let slip: "There's something really big coming up at the beginning of April that the whole Street will be talking about, and it's NOT my penis- so be careful!

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A fictional Weatherfield source told an insider: "We've just filmed some amazing scenes with Jack which see him totally destroying the Street. It was great fun filming is and the devastation is akin to the acclaimed Threads, the 1980s film about a European wide nuclear war which totally devastates the world.

Speaking about the strangest fan to speak to him in the street, he revealed: "They wanted me to sign the back of a microwave meal packaging box. They tore the corner off and it was beef stroganoff and mushroom gravy and it took 30 -35 minutes in a microwave at 850 watts. "I've actually saved the card – I didn't sign it for them, I signed them a picture that I had on me and I've pinned it in my dressing room."


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He added: "So thanks for that – I'll always know how to cook beef stroganoff in mushroom gravy!" I also do a great recipe for vegatable lasagne and my pesto chicken dish gives Helen Worth, who lays Gail, a huge wide on.

Jack denied reports that his real life girlfriend Chloe was expecting. he said "She was expecting but they called and said it would be delayed. So she won't be actually expecting until next month"



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That made me chuckle, nice one. I needed that. :)

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http://www.itv.com/Soaps/coronationstre ... fault.html

david wrecking the street behind the scenes.



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it's about Time 666 lost it and went loopy. Corrie does a big explosive nuclear storyline now and again. What was the last one? Wasn't it Dev's girlfriend Maya crashing her car into a lorry? She was fit btw...... PHWOAAARRRRRR!!!

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Well Corrie has just started. Will he go loopy tonight?

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... and Frog Face is starting to remember.................

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...MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA......

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smeggypants wrote:Well Corrie has just started. Will he go loopy tonight?


Next monday he will.



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I totally loath the puny spotty psyco :mad:

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Ms Honey wrote:I'm enjoying this story line! I'd stopped watching Corrie for a bit but psycho-brat has lured me back :D


Yeah I'm starting to pick up more interest. it'll be fun watching him smash the street up and eventually explode or whatever he culminates his existence with.

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I wonder if he will actually explode? :o


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He's on now and Gail is giving him the 100th Degree.

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He's on the verge of imploding!!

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He's OFF! - Tyrone and Boring Kevin stand back with a cup of coffee and let him smash up a car without intervening

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LOL Go David, go David ! ! ! !

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They just stood there and let him. Ridiculous story line.

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Typical soaps. They hype an idea and then it lets you down. :roll:

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It was fucking awesome.



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Ms Honey wrote:After all the bloomin hype!! It was a bit of a damp squib in the



It is so typical of soaps these days that is. :thumbdown:

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They were in a large group, people are less likely to intervene when there are more people around, and besides it only lasted about 4 minutes. Why what did people expect him to do, take a grenade launcher and blow up the rovers. :confused:



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Arcane2 wrote:They were in a large group, people are less likely to intervene when there are more people around, and besides it only lasted about 4 minutes. Why what did people expect him to do, take a grenade launcher and blow up the rovers. :confused:



Now personally, that would have been cool :D

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