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Gok Wan, who isn't really gay and has fabricated the scam in order to ogle a multitude of naked women, has revealed that he wants to give the UK's soaps a style revamp. The How to Look Good Naked host said British shows should dress their actors in more glamorous outfits.

He told The Express: "I would like to do a revamp of a soap. In America they are impeccably dressed. Over here they all wear the most awful clothes. "I would like to get down and dirty with them and make them look like Hollywood starlets." How to Look Good Naked returns on April 8 on Channel 4.

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It ain't gonna happen of course is it. Corrie and Eastenders is about Ordinary people and it's escapism is about people looking down on them rather than looking upto them. Jack Duckworth dressed like George Clooney? Peggy Mitchell dressed like Angelina Jolie? ARRGHHH!!!!! :eek4: :eek: :eek4:

If he wants to revamp a soap he should inject some dirt into neighbours. Even the poo is polished. Actually no one poos in neighbours do they? Ramsey St was designed without Toilets and room for 6 washing machines fer house especially for these sanitised people. :taunt:

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I would like the shake Gok's hand, the man is a legend.

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Well maybe Gok Wan has never seen Hollyoaks, which has its fair share of posh totty even if it is a pile of junk as a show? However, Eastenders does seem to be deliberately scruffy and miserable, but it goes with the territory.



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Glenn A wrote:Well maybe Gok Wan has never seen Hollyoaks, which has its fair share of posh totty even if it is a pile of junk as a show? However, Eastenders does seem to be deliberately scruffy and miserable, but it goes with the territory.


And now Bianca has returned -- :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: --- the scruffy and miserable factor has plunged to a new and depressing low.

Allowing Gok Wan to be let loose on Bianca would be completely and utterly missing the point.

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Bianca has turned EE into Chavsville ! :D

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I think he should start with Emmerdale. They all look frozen when they are out on the Village set.
He should take a van full of warm clothes.
Roxanne Pallet should be the first person he dresses warmly. I am worried the poor lass will get pneumonia.
Although, Mr Blozznob would disagree.
He suddenly becomes interested in watching the show when there is a reading on Roxanne's nipple-o-meter.

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Gok Wan, who isn't really gay and has fabricated the scam in order to ogle a multitude of naked women, has revealed that he wants to give the UK's soaps a style revamp. The How to Look Good Naked host said British shows should dress their actors in more glamorous outfits.

He told The Express: "I would like to do a revamp of a soap. In America they are impeccably dressed. Over here they all wear the most awful clothes. "I would like to get down and dirty with them and make them look like Hollywood starlets." How to Look Good Naked returns on April 8 on Channel 4.

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It ain't gonna happen of course is it. Corrie and Eastenders is about Ordinary people and it's escapism is about people looking down on them rather than looking upto them. Jack Duckworth dressed like George Clooney? Peggy Mitchell dressed like Angelina Jolie? ARRGHHH!!!!! :eek4: :eek: :eek4:

If he wants to revamp a soap he should inject some dirt into neighbours. Even the poo is polished. Actually no one poos in neighbours do they? Ramsey St was designed without Toilets and room for 6 washing machines fer house especially for these sanitised people. :taunt:


Aha! wait till I tell my friends. I told them "No way is he gay" and they said I was wrong. :taunt: I said he was into his 'feminine side' but that does not necessarily mean gay.

I love the guy and wouldn't mind going on that show. He has a great personality and a lot of empathy with women.

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