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Scott Nelson wrote:Bit of a comedown for a movie star?

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/soaps/s2/ea ... dlord.html



Getting desperate. Perhaps he's going to have a gay fuck buddy situation with Ian Beale?

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Dire Danny :) One of the worst actors I've ever seen. Perfectly suited to Deadenders :)

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No one has to 'act' in Eastenders, they simply have to be shite in whatever is at the top of their cv and they've got the job.

Future stories;

Russell Brand, appearing in a type-cast role, on the run from Tibetan justice after injecting a herd of yak with smack before shagging them in front of the Dali Llama, whom he calls 'his mate' for three 20 minute episodes until escaping on an Amphibious duck that explodes after hitting the Thames barrier.

The Queen Vic takes on Boy George for a knees-up karaoke, based on his desperate last release in a lukewarm career, who then turns up in future episodes as a street cleaner. The imminent arrival of the A-team becomes cliff-hanger until Christmas when the soap is cancelled.

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[quote="Scott Nelson"]Now the vultures are out to get Danny Dyer: :rolleyes:

Or they might have a point.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar ... dvice.html

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I linked to gutter press stuff since you don't have the ability to open proper newspapers.

http://www.theguardian.com/media/2010/m ... o-magazine

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/media ... 65027.html

But since the above remains unavailable to you, and I'm a generous sort of chap, here's your preferred DSMumsnetspy version, in large text for the likes of you.

http://www.nowmagazine.co.uk/celebrity- ... dore-women

Just in case you are actually disslexik, equal opportunities and all that jazz. Dyer confirms the 'Bell-enders' title

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Scott Nelson wrote:This'll go down well :rolleyes:

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/3432 ... onfessions

And some of you think Russell Brand was bad!


Wasn't a previous landlord of the Queen Vic a convicted Murderer?

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Scott Nelson wrote:This'll go down well :rolleyes:

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/3432 ... onfessions

And some of you think Russell Brand was bad!


Dyer will most likely snort your crack if you show it to him. The Camden/Maida Vale smack haunts Brand created continue to blight the area.

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I don't watch soaps anymore. They've all either got extremely shit, or I've changed for the better :)

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I used to sit up in my high chair and watch the original version.


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