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Danny Dyer joins EastEnders

PostPosted: Tue Oct 01, 2013 5:25 am
by smeggypants
Scott Nelson wrote:Bit of a comedown for a movie star?

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/soaps/s2/ea ... dlord.html



Getting desperate. Perhaps he's going to have a gay fuck buddy situation with Ian Beale?

Danny Dyer joins EastEnders

PostPosted: Tue Oct 01, 2013 7:28 am
by phild05
Dire Danny :) One of the worst actors I've ever seen. Perfectly suited to Deadenders :)

Danny Dyer joins EastEnders

PostPosted: Tue Oct 01, 2013 10:19 pm
by Channel Hopper
No one has to 'act' in Eastenders, they simply have to be shite in whatever is at the top of their cv and they've got the job.

Future stories;

Russell Brand, appearing in a type-cast role, on the run from Tibetan justice after injecting a herd of yak with smack before shagging them in front of the Dali Llama, whom he calls 'his mate' for three 20 minute episodes until escaping on an Amphibious duck that explodes after hitting the Thames barrier.

The Queen Vic takes on Boy George for a knees-up karaoke, based on his desperate last release in a lukewarm career, who then turns up in future episodes as a street cleaner. The imminent arrival of the A-team becomes cliff-hanger until Christmas when the soap is cancelled.

Danny Dyer joins EastEnders

PostPosted: Thu Oct 03, 2013 11:13 am
by Channel Hopper
[quote="Scott Nelson"]Now the vultures are out to get Danny Dyer: :rolleyes:

Or they might have a point.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar ... dvice.html

Danny Dyer joins EastEnders

PostPosted: Fri Oct 04, 2013 6:26 pm
by Channel Hopper
I linked to gutter press stuff since you don't have the ability to open proper newspapers.

http://www.theguardian.com/media/2010/m ... o-magazine

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/media ... 65027.html

But since the above remains unavailable to you, and I'm a generous sort of chap, here's your preferred DSMumsnetspy version, in large text for the likes of you.

http://www.nowmagazine.co.uk/celebrity- ... dore-women

Just in case you are actually disslexik, equal opportunities and all that jazz. Dyer confirms the 'Bell-enders' title

[youtube]NbR5jIVu5to[youtube]

Danny Dyer joins EastEnders

PostPosted: Sun Oct 06, 2013 8:19 pm
by smeggypants
Scott Nelson wrote:This'll go down well :rolleyes:

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/3432 ... onfessions

And some of you think Russell Brand was bad!


Wasn't a previous landlord of the Queen Vic a convicted Murderer?

Danny Dyer joins EastEnders

PostPosted: Mon Oct 07, 2013 12:04 am
by Channel Hopper
Scott Nelson wrote:This'll go down well :rolleyes:

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/3432 ... onfessions

And some of you think Russell Brand was bad!


Dyer will most likely snort your crack if you show it to him. The Camden/Maida Vale smack haunts Brand created continue to blight the area.

Danny Dyer joins EastEnders

PostPosted: Wed Oct 30, 2013 2:32 am
by smeggypants
I don't watch soaps anymore. They've all either got extremely shit, or I've changed for the better :)

Danny Dyer joins EastEnders

PostPosted: Sat Nov 16, 2013 9:01 pm
by diatribe


I used to sit up in my high chair and watch the original version.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ozp8uwUWtBY