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smeggypants wrote:Ting-Tong from Little Britain

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definitely tin-tong

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I warrant there's a few on Smeggys sweating it a bit about news of that appointment book.

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Swing wrote:I warrant there's a few on Smeggys sweating it a bit about news of that appointment book.



Not me!... I always booked under the name of Stanley Tweedle. :D

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I always booked in under the name of Crumbs Hugecock in order to get his bulk order discount

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Res I think books under the name of Mr Creosote :rofl: :hmmm:

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Dolls wrote:Res I think books under the name of Mr Creosote :rofl: :hmmm:

:squeeze: only joking Res.


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I always booked under Mr. Squirrel's name :D

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Dolls wrote:Res I think books under the name of Mr Creosote :rofl: :hmmm:

:squeeze: only joking Res.



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grimtales1 wrote:I always booked under Mr. Squirrel's name :D



So its you who has been taking the two ladyboy twins? :D

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Mr Squirrel wrote:
grimtales1 wrote:I always booked under Mr. Squirrel's name :D



So its you who has been taking the two ladyboy twins? :D


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Mr Squirrel wrote:
grimtales1 wrote:I always booked under Mr. Squirrel's name :D



So its you who has been taking the two ladyboy twins? :D


Hey! :hmmm: :rofl:

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smeggypants wrote:
Dolls wrote:Res I think books under the name of Mr Creosote :rofl: :hmmm:

:squeeze: only joking Res.



This is the cum shot :hyenas:

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:rofl: :rofl:

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