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ROY will shag BECKY!!

You heard it here first.

:yippee: :yippee: :yippee: :yippee: :yippee: :yippee: :yippee:

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When and where though. You can get a nasty burn on the bum if careless use of the deep fat frier or gridle is involved. :)




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Bowker's cat wrote:When and where though. You can get a nasty burn on the bum if careless use of the deep fat frier or gridle is involved. :)


When? I'm not sure. Becky will probably get drunk with him. Roy would have too many boundaries up otherwise.


Where? Vagina. I don't think Roy is the type for Anal :rofl: :rofl:

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Does nobody ever stop to consider that some of us might eat a bit later on? :nono:


But that doesn't apply to me, so :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Some of us might eat 'during' ( Although Roy doesn't seem the type for munching either!! )

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smeggypants wrote:Some of us might eat 'during' ( Although Roy doesn't seem the type for munching either!! )

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:


EXCLUSIVE FOOTAGE! Roy and Becky get it on: :spank:

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Thought there might be a threesome with Jason tonight.




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Bowker's cat wrote:Thought there might be a threesome with Jason tonight.


She would. but HE certainly wouldn't!! :rofl:

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The dirty dawg.

I knew he had it in him.

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Maybe this is the storyline that marks Hayley's "dramatic" return to Corrie? Maybe she walks in on them and decides to join in?

So that's Roy :brown:
Becky :blair:
AND Hayley :osama:

in the one bed together? :eek: :shock:

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smeggypants wrote:ROY will shag BECKY!!

You heard it here first.

:yippee: :yippee: :yippee: :yippee: :yippee: :yippee: :yippee:


Oh dear. I'm surprised Roy even knows what sex is, the bland, boring cunt. I dread to think what he produce.


Just remember never to bend over in Roys Rolls! :rofl: :rofl: :howl:

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I bet Roy has a lot of pent up untapped sexual energy bubbling up inside him.



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Scott Nelson wrote:
smeggypants wrote:ROY will shag BECKY!!

You heard it here first.

:yippee: :yippee: :yippee: :yippee: :yippee: :yippee: :yippee:


Oh dear. I'm surprised Roy even knows what sex is, the bland, boring cunt. I dread to think what he produce.


Scott, your reply made me laugh out loud. My 6 year old asked me what I was laughing at, of course I couldn't tell him.

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Scott Nelson wrote:
smeggypants wrote:ROY will shag BECKY!!

You heard it here first.

:yippee: :yippee: :yippee: :yippee: :yippee: :yippee: :yippee:


Oh dear. I'm surprised Roy even knows what sex is, the bland, boring cunt. I dread to think what he produce.


Bland and boring maybe ... but you'd have him no other way right? ;)

Him + Becky together = comedy gold.

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Scott Nelson wrote:
smeggypants wrote:ROY will shag BECKY!!

You heard it here first.

:yippee: :yippee: :yippee: :yippee: :yippee: :yippee: :yippee:


Oh dear. I'm surprised Roy even knows what sex is, the bland, boring cunt. I dread to think what he produce.


Bland and boring maybe ... but you'd have him no other way right? ;)

Him + Becky together = comedy gold.


His running commentary on whether he's manipulating her clitoris in the right way or not would be hilarious

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.... and the bouts of hilarity when she saw his Y-Fronts!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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smeggypants wrote:.... and the bouts of hilarity when she saw his Y-Fronts!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


Don't underestimate our Roysten. I'm sure he'd pull 'em off very well. :D

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It's ludicrous that Roy will have intercourse with Becky. He loves Harold.



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[Corrie] ROY will shag BECKY!!

But he will not allow to have a smoke afterwards :nono: :nono: :nono:

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After shagging Becky I think he'll already be smokin' :) _ I can't imageine Hayley being so, erm, exciting and adventurous!!! :gyrate: :gyrate: :flash: :pole:

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