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Max is mown down by a speeding car

After being buried alive Max is run down by a speeding car ....

One-hour Halloween special
Airs on Thursday, October 30 2008 at 19:30 GMT on BBC One

Max manages to load a bullet into the gun and as he's about to walk out of the house, he finds Abi on his doorstep. As they talk, Max is filled with remorse and realises the problems he's caused for his family over the last few months. Reassuring his daughter, Max decides to go and make peace with Tanya and Jack. On his way across the Square, he drops the gun down a drain and continues walking. Suddenly, there's a heavy revving sound as Darren's car speeds towards him. He's dazzled by the headlights and the car rams straight into him, throwing him over its bonnet. His eyes are fixed as his motionless body lies face down on the pavement...



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The week after Max contracts HIV AIDS and his immune system fails miserably.

On Christmas Day Max is crushed into a 2 dimensional structure by a 16 ton weight which falls out of the sky right on top of him as he walks to the off-license to buy a packet of fags

In February Max is poisoned by Polonium and dies 3 times before slightly recovering and turns up at the Queen Vic for a couple of pints

April sees Max immersed in a vat of pure sulphuric acid, his effluent poured away into the Walford drainage system where he suddenly re-appears with a fake tan and a copy of the Daily mail under his arm.

By June he has been eaten by 4 tigers, 3 crocodiles and a dyslexic velocerapter. Not to mention having 6 legs broken when he got trapped in the blades of a walford dustcart

October 2009 sees Max strapped to a nuclear warhead and launched into the upper atmosphere where the weapon is detonated scattering atoms of Max across 14 continents.

December 2009 and Max is hurled into the zone of no return of the black hole in the centre of the Milky way and his atoms are ripped apart and crushed into an infinitely small singularity. Is this the end of Max Branning? Or will he explode back into existence in a mini big-Bang spawning a new 12 dimentional universe with a series of chemical elements slightly different from the ones we know and love.

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Thought that might make ya laff :)

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First of all, :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Secondly, the Ginger Buddha smashed the f***ing windscreen when he got hit! :eek:

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