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Greetings Smegstas!!! It's been a long night programming in those wonderful languages of SQL and PHP. The right hand list of latest topics on the main page is a great feature. But for ages I've wanted to see which topics I've fully read and those which have unread posts. And I'm sure many of you have too!! It wasn't easy. It involved some nifty database programming and a few beers, but at last I've cracked it!! The first version worked, but was too inefficient. Page took long to load, so after much optimisation I've managed to add this feature with only adding a massive 0.006 of a second to the page loading time. Woo Hoo!  Bit bollocks to the technical stuff, what it means is now the topics that have new posts you haven't read have a RED icon and those you've read have a grey icon. It can't get simpler than that!!! The other new little feature in the front page topic list is that Announcements are now prefixed with a Φ character so it's easy to note when there are new forum announcements. This topic should be prefixed with one. It's the Greek letter Phi btw. -----|0| None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free. |0|----- "Capitalism profits from War - Humanity profits from Peace."
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smeggypants
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Great Smeggy thanks. 
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Be yourself - everyone else is already taken.
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sometimes it doesnt display properly for me though....?
seems to be the first time I log in, then its ok after that.
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Whirliegig
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Whirliegig wrote:sometimes it doesnt display properly for me though....?
seems to be the first time I log in, then its ok after that.
hmmm? Any specifics on what goes wrong so I can trouble shoot? -----|0| None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free. |0|----- "Capitalism profits from War - Humanity profits from Peace."
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smeggypants
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yeah the boxes dont show up, i get a line of text instead
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good job smeggy, thanks for your hard work
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Whirliegig wrote:yeah the boxes dont show up, i get a line of text instead
What does the text say? -----|0| None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free. |0|----- "Capitalism profits from War - Humanity profits from Peace."
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smeggypants
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Parse error: parse error, unexpected $ in /var/www/html/includes/template.php(527) : eval()'d code on line 547
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Raffles
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Raffles wrote:Parse error: parse error, unexpected $ in /var/www/html/includes/template.php(527) : eval()'d code on line 547
where does this appear? -----|0| None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free. |0|----- "Capitalism profits from War - Humanity profits from Peace."
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smeggypants
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upper left corner of the forum index page.
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Raffles
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Raffles
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mmm..thats not what i get
I get a line of text above every topic in the Delicious New Writings box, and no boxes.
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Whirliegig
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Whirliegig wrote:mmm..thats not what i get
I get a line of text above every topic in the Delicious New Writings box, and no boxes.
What does the text say? -----|0| None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free. |0|----- "Capitalism profits from War - Humanity profits from Peace."
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smeggypants
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this is what I get if Im not logged in.
then after I log in, it displays properly
# viewtopic.php?f=16&t=8533&view=unread#unread View the latest post I got a recored letter from the police t ...
# viewtopic.php?f=11&t=9721&view=unread#unread View the latest post William Roache's wife dies suddenly at 5 ...
# viewtopic.php?f=50&t=9710&view=unread#unread View the latest post Crime Books (Detective Novels)
# viewtopic.php?f=16&t=9712&view=unread#unread View the latest post How stupid are the council....pathetic!! ...
# viewtopic.php?f=16&t=216&view=unread#unread View the latest post Gary Glitter has a Heart Attack.
# viewtopic.php?f=18&t=9713&view=unread#unread View the latest post Fascinating Fact of the Day!
# viewtopic.php?f=43&t=9720&view=unread#unread View the latest post Oddball Hotels
# viewtopic.php?f=18&t=1501&view=unread#unread View the latest post How is everyone doing?
# viewtopic.php?f=16&t=9659&view=unread#unread View the latest post Is sex really best for women in their 40 ...
# viewtopic.php?f=139&t=9719&view=unread#unread View the latest post [Game] Asteroids2
# viewtopic.php?f=139&t=9718&view=unread#unread View the latest post [Game] SuperMario Rampage
# viewtopic.php?f=22&t=9533&view=unread#unread View the latest post Which sports are popular where you live?
# viewtopic.php?f=139&t=9717&view=unread#unread View the latest post [Game] Pacman
# viewtopic.php?f=16&t=9511&view=unread#unread View the latest post UK cold snap brings winter back
# viewtopic.php?f=18&t=758&view=unread#unread View the latest post The goodnight thread...
# viewtopic.php?f=2&t=9716&view=unread#unread View the latest post Hi-Tech ID cards - Lo-Tech brains
# viewtopic.php?f=16&t=9715&view=unread#unread View the latest post Schools CCTV is judged intru
It's coming yet for a' that, that Man to Man, the world o'er, shall brothers be for a' that. (Robert Burns)
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Whirliegig
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Whirliegig wrote:this is what I get if Im not logged in.
then after I log in, it displays properly
# viewtopic.php?f=16&t=8533&view=unread#unread View the latest post I got a recored letter from the police t ...
# viewtopic.php?f=11&t=9721&view=unread#unread View the latest post William Roache's wife dies suddenly at 5 ...
# viewtopic.php?f=50&t=9710&view=unread#unread View the latest post Crime Books (Detective Novels)
# viewtopic.php?f=16&t=9712&view=unread#unread View the latest post How stupid are the council....pathetic!! ...
# viewtopic.php?f=16&t=216&view=unread#unread View the latest post Gary Glitter has a Heart Attack.
# viewtopic.php?f=18&t=9713&view=unread#unread View the latest post Fascinating Fact of the Day!
# viewtopic.php?f=43&t=9720&view=unread#unread View the latest post Oddball Hotels
# viewtopic.php?f=18&t=1501&view=unread#unread View the latest post How is everyone doing?
# viewtopic.php?f=16&t=9659&view=unread#unread View the latest post Is sex really best for women in their 40 ...
# viewtopic.php?f=139&t=9719&view=unread#unread View the latest post [Game] Asteroids2
# viewtopic.php?f=139&t=9718&view=unread#unread View the latest post [Game] SuperMario Rampage
# viewtopic.php?f=22&t=9533&view=unread#unread View the latest post Which sports are popular where you live?
# viewtopic.php?f=139&t=9717&view=unread#unread View the latest post [Game] Pacman
# viewtopic.php?f=16&t=9511&view=unread#unread View the latest post UK cold snap brings winter back
# viewtopic.php?f=18&t=758&view=unread#unread View the latest post The goodnight thread...
# viewtopic.php?f=2&t=9716&view=unread#unread View the latest post Hi-Tech ID cards - Lo-Tech brains
# viewtopic.php?f=16&t=9715&view=unread#unread View the latest post Schools CCTV is judged intru
Ahhh Ok, from your previous post it seemed the problem happened when you first logged in. It works OK here when not logged in. I'll go and see what could be the problem. -----|0| None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free. |0|----- "Capitalism profits from War - Humanity profits from Peace."
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smeggypants
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I had a look. I can't find anything that would cause that. The text you are seeing is the URL of the topic ( view first unread ) - which if you are a guest it would show for all topics.
Bizarre. Is this 100% repeateable. Is that safari? Safari PC, and Firefox and IE7 wok fine here when I'm logged out or nin
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smeggypants
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Hye whirlie are you still getting the lines oftext when not logged in?
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smeggypants
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My next quest is to add a feature where we can page back through the topics. Loving this PHP programming game -----|0| None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free. |0|----- "Capitalism profits from War - Humanity profits from Peace."
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smeggypants
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Oh well that wasn't so bad....
You now have 5 buttons on the bar below the right hand list of topics. Which means almost instant access to the newest 250 topics.
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smeggypants
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