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catch it kill it bin it :rofl:

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very timely--i had my leaflet about swine flu yesterday. i had to wait 2ce as long as the rest of the country as mine had to be printed in english and welsh :hmmm:

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well robinna ,if you read it aloud in welsh it might sound like you have a pint of phlegm in your throat ..so you might think you have it :rofl:

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I was joking to my mum about swine flu yeserday and how it was the least of my worries and she turned around and said if you catch it you'll be in quarantine for your exams. :eek: :hmmm: Im a little more concerned about it now! :hmmm:



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We've had swine flu training at work - I attended a session yesterday - dearie me :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: .



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Tess Tickles wrote:We've had swine flu training at work - I attended a session yesterday - dearie me :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: .

bet there was food and you PIGGED out tess :rofl:

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Little_Law_Chick wrote:I was joking to my mum about swine flu yeserday and how it was the least of my worries and she turned around and said if you catch it you'll be in quarantine for your exams. :eek: :hmmm: Im a little more concerned about it now! :hmmm:

dont worry about it LLC x its scareum hareum as usual x ...i've only had real flu once in my 46 years laid me out for weeks ...just take the advice from the cover of the hitchikers guide to the galaxy ..it reads "DON'T PANIC" x

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Tess Tickles wrote:We've had swine flu training at work - I attended a session yesterday - dearie me :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: .


So now you know how to catch it! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Has anyone had this leaflet we were all supposed to get?




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Tess Tickles wrote:We've had swine flu training at work - I attended a session yesterday - dearie me :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: .

bet there was food and you PIGGED out tess :rofl:




Yep - but they provided the food in troughs though instead of on the usual plates/tables :confused: :rofl: .



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Tess Tickles wrote:We've had swine flu training at work - I attended a session yesterday - dearie me :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: .

bet there was food and you PIGGED out tess :rofl:


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Tess Tickles wrote:We've had swine flu training at work - I attended a session yesterday - dearie me :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: .


So now you know how to catch it! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Has anyone had this leaflet we were all supposed to get?

We got it yeserday, didnt bother reading it though.



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You sure their not telling *Porkies* :howl: Ok,OK me coats already on :oops: :)



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Little_Law_Chick wrote:I was joking to my mum about swine flu yeserday and how it was the least of my worries and she turned around and said if you catch it you'll be in quarantine for your exams. :eek: :hmmm: Im a little more concerned about it now! :hmmm:


seeing as this "pandemic" has died the death--no pun intended--i'm not quite sure that you would be quarantined should you contract it.

anyway--to put your mind at ease,LLC, there would be contingency plans in place at your university for issues such as this. your hard work won't have gone to waste.

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i've never had swine flu and i've kissed a few sows in my younger days :rofl:

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Little_Law_Chick wrote:I was joking to my mum about swine flu yeserday and how it was the least of my worries and she turned around and said if you catch it you'll be in quarantine for your exams. :eek: :hmmm: Im a little more concerned about it now! :hmmm:


seeing as this "pandemic" has died the death--no pun intended--i'm not quite sure that you would be quarantined should you contract it.

anyway--to put your mind at ease,LLC, there would be contingency plans in place at your university for issues such as this. your hard work won't have gone to waste.


Im not to bothered about it TBH, I think my mum was just trying to make me take it seriously as shes a nurse.



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Tess Tickles wrote:We've had swine flu training at work - I attended a session yesterday - dearie me :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: .


So now you know how to catch it! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Has anyone had this leaflet we were all supposed to get?



Yep Jessica, that's about the size of it - I now know how to catch it and that I'll be poorly if I do :hmmm: :doh: .

I haven't had the leaflet - does that mean that I'm doomed? :eek4: :throwup:



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aye werrrreeee allll doomed :rofl:

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Tess Tickles wrote:We've had swine flu training at work - I attended a session yesterday - dearie me :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: .

bet there was food and you PIGGED out tess :rofl:


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Shouldn't that be GRUNT? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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I've not had the leaflet yet,but I take panepidemics like this with a pinch of salt,it's just the government and Elf n safety and constant interfering that whip up a frenzy of panic. Theer's more older people die and are bad with the normal flu never mind swine/bird/horse/hippopotamus flu.

Just you wait till they get Gumblestrutterstan flu!!!!

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I hear that the leaflet has special instructions so that you can make an origami mask! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:




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