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I want to poo in Paul's bathroom!!


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my sentiments exactly smeggy :rofl:

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one of my randoms thoughts :) if paul were to be out would the lil brat curl one off on pauls doorstep ?

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He'd probably poo his pants!!

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smeggypants wrote:He'd probably poo his pants!!

yeah "touch 'n' fresh that mum " :rofl:

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That advert seriously gets on my tits!! I should know, i got the best moobs in the business lol!!!

And i bet that kid shit his pants on the way!!!

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wotsit2 wrote:yeah "touch 'n' fresh that mum " :rofl:


Thats just wrong!!!!

Touch a turd? thats so wrong on many angles, but fresh? i bet it is!! Specially after a curry lol!!!! Sniff my curry mum!!! i did it at PAULS!!!!!!!!

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Argghhhhhhhhh worst advert ever

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Ypu must have missed the 'Mums gone to rehab - sorry - Iceland' ones with the skanky Katona bint.

Puts me off my coco pops each time she appears.

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What the advert doesn't state is that Paul only has a downstairs toilet. The boy in the advert is just wanting to be mischievous and leave Paul a 'present' next to the bath.

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No Chance wrote:What the advert doesn't state is that Paul only has a downstairs toilet. The boy in the advert is just wanting to be mischievous and leave Paul a 'present' next to the bath.

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Kid's a numpty and will be found out. The best place to 'impress' Paul with a present would be to slip the dead otter into his blazer pocket during art lesson.

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This advert is just so bloody irritating :spike: it makes me want to scream!!!!!

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