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Bullshit Pseudo-Science Thread!!


here you can list all those bullshit pseudo-science ingredients and methods that mrketing men ( and women ) make up after a line of charlie.

I'll start... ( put them in bold )


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Poly-Collagen Peptides

BioSync Activating (TM) Complex

Advanced Filagrinol Complex

Nutrileum

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http://www.fresh-inc.com/bullshit.htm

The marketing bullshit generator, I'm sure this is what they use.

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Jim_UK wrote:http://www.fresh-inc.com/bullshit.htm

The marketing bullshit generator, I'm sure this is what they use.


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Jim_UK wrote:http://www.fresh-inc.com/bullshit.htm

The marketing bullshit generator, I'm sure this is what they use.


That's corporate BS speak rather than BS ingredients though. but Im sure they do use a similar generator :)

Without wishing to go too OT ... there was one of those fashionable press meetings after the sentencing of Steve Wright yesterday where a member from each 'department' says a few words. There was this really awful social servives middle management type soulless woman whose 'speech consisted of BS nothing speak along the lines of

"risk assessing the key areas within the protocols and diverting risk management into these areas with a regard for benchmarking key issues factoring in the key areas with a weighting of funding management"

I just shouted at the TV and told her to fuck off.

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Jim_UK wrote:http://www.fresh-inc.com/bullshit.htm

The marketing bullshit generator, I'm sure this is what they use.


That's corporate BS speak rather than BS ingredients though. but Im sure they do use a similar generator :)

Without wishing to go too OT ... there was one of those fashionable press meetings after the sentencing of Steve Wright yesterday where a member from each 'department' says a few words. There was this really awful social servives middle management type soulless woman whose 'speech consisted of BS nothing speak along the lines of

"risk assessing the key areas within the protocols and diverting risk management into these areas with a regard for benchmarking key issues factoring in the key areas with a weighting of funding management"

I just shouted at the TV and told her to fuck off.


Gordon Brown is fluent in bollock speak, he can bang on for an hour and say absolutely nothing. :brown:

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Jim_UK wrote:
smeggypants wrote:
Jim_UK wrote:http://www.fresh-inc.com/bullshit.htm

The marketing bullshit generator, I'm sure this is what they use.


That's corporate BS speak rather than BS ingredients though. but Im sure they do use a similar generator :)

Without wishing to go too OT ... there was one of those fashionable press meetings after the sentencing of Steve Wright yesterday where a member from each 'department' says a few words. There was this really awful social servives middle management type soulless woman whose 'speech consisted of BS nothing speak along the lines of

"risk assessing the key areas within the protocols and diverting risk management into these areas with a regard for benchmarking key issues factoring in the key areas with a weighting of funding management"

I just shouted at the TV and told her to fuck off.


Gordon Brown is fluent in bollock speak, he can bang on for an hour and say absolutely nothing. :brown:



you're not wrong there. :)

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nanosomes

cerumides

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polycryptocidal enzymes.

cyclothiamonicmimetic properties



I just made those up .... :yippee: :yippee:

Wow ... maybe they'd give me a job :elephant: :elephant:




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botanical-derived emollients

(That'll be water, fats, oils and wax).

£64.00 per pot ..... thankyou.

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Hyaluronic Acid - L'oreal of course :roll:

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Another Derma-Genesis ingredient from Loreal...

Pro-Xylane™

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Jim_UK wrote:
smeggypants wrote:
Jim_UK wrote:http://www.fresh-inc.com/bullshit.htm

The marketing bullshit generator, I'm sure this is what they use.


That's corporate BS speak rather than BS ingredients though. but Im sure they do use a similar generator :)

Without wishing to go too OT ... there was one of those fashionable press meetings after the sentencing of Steve Wright yesterday where a member from each 'department' says a few words. There was this really awful social servives middle management type soulless woman whose 'speech consisted of BS nothing speak along the lines of

"risk assessing the key areas within the protocols and diverting risk management into these areas with a regard for benchmarking key issues factoring in the key areas with a weighting of funding management"

I just shouted at the TV and told her to fuck off.


Gordon Brown is fluent in bollock speak, he can bang on for an hour and say absolutely nothing. :brown:


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It's probably time for one of you to start a thread discussing the pros and cons of brown in the politics section. :) Unless he's being put forward as a bullshit marketing pseudo science ingredient in a worthless product? ..... Oh wait a minute? :D :D

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Pro-Retinol A™
Pro-Lastyl™



Yup L'Oreal Bullshit again

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Pure Lactoferrin

Emblazoned on an immune boost product

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Immuno-Fortis™

from Actimel Followon.

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