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Please, just give £2 a month!!!!

We had the fashion for adverts hoovering the nation's gold up, now there's a billion ads pleading for us to give £2 a month. I guess fat middle management BMW drivers who work at these places need a top up for their expense accounts. :rofl:

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the ones that i see now are asking for £3/month.

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if a charity were to help british people i may consider giving, in the meantime they can :fingers:

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I'm happy to buy stuff that I can use from our local charity shop. Besides if I signed a direct debit on my bank account it would probably suck the charity account dry in an instant.

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the sally army one really gets on my wick. i went to them for help when i was homeless and they did nothing ...false advertising methinks :chin:

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To think, there are charities out there that ask for more than £2 per month. One charity I worked for asked for £5 - and this was before the recession.

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Actually on the same theme as this, it is amazing how many customers are actually cancelling there charity Direct debits during the recessionthe past few I have had numerous people cancelling there dd's to charity,



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The adverts go on forever and just when you think you're safely past it, they throw a shorter one at you in the same ad break. I'll be asking for £2 per month to help me pay for a new telly when I sling my bonsai tree through the screen in frustration. Also, I'd need a further £2 per month to buy a new bonsai.




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Little_Law_Chick wrote:Actually on the same theme as this, it is amazing how many customers are actually cancelling there charity Direct debits during the recessionthe past few I have had numerous people cancelling there dd's to charity,


I can't say that I'm shocked to hear this, LLC. People simply don't have the money they had to give to charity any more. And for the charities to ask for more money is just plain ungrateful - I'm of the opinion they should stop giving their directors such grossly inflated salaries and go back to grass roots.

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I need £2 a month to pay the payday loan sharks back. sold all me gold for a cadburys wispa bar, and it seems i'm £2 a month short of my payday loan for the next 59 years lol!! Only borrowed a fucking tenner!!! :rofl:

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Lord Gumble wrote:I need £2 a month to pay the payday loan sharks back. sold all me gold for a cadburys wispa bar, and it seems i'm £2 a month short of my payday loan for the next 59 years lol!! Only borrowed a fucking tenner!!! :rofl:

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No Chance wrote:.....Only borrowed a fucking tenner!!!
You can have the best of both worlds now: gold and Wispas.



I'm more concerned that Mr Gumble needs after-dinner servicing by one.

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No Chance wrote:.....Only borrowed a fucking tenner!!!
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I'm more concerned that Mr Gumble needs after-dinner servicing by one.

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That kind of image would be enough for anyone to bring up their lunch. :throwup: :throwup:

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Bah, I think giving money to charity is noble, but it should help poor people who need it (eg for the Pakistani floods) and not go to rich people (eg the dictators in Africa who have palaces and cars FFS) :mad: Or administrators.

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nope charity should be here not for countries that wanted independence from britain . theyre independent now. to me its a bit like having a 43 year old child coming back cap in hand for a handout out ...sorry NO !!

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So you're saying richer countries shouldnt help them in disasters etc? That's very selfish imo :(

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i am a selfish creature grims . i looked after my own ...its the same every day, every week ,every month ,every year.
"hey guv we've had a disaster gissa quid" ...i know i'm on my own here but i'm sick of it.

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grimtales1 wrote:So you're saying richer countries shouldnt help them in disasters etc? That's very selfish imo :(

well i'll ask you this grims ...when i have to fight for what i'm entitled to i'll ask, oooohhhh lets say saudi arabia, cos i was involved in the first gulf war , because this country does fuck all for its ex service personnel

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actually wotsit, you're not on your own about charity beginning at home.

pakistan should defer it's nuclear programme and sort out it's feeble infrastructure.

FFS they have monsoons almost every year and they know that the indus floods--deal with THAT first.

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thanks robs :)

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