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Keep your eyes on the sky!

Just across Germany's northern-most border with Denmark you'll find an
incredible superstore called Fleggaard. There, you can buy everything you
need - tubs of gummi bears, cases of wine, industrial strength dishwashing
soap - at prices 30% cheaper than you'll find in Denmark . It is Denmark's
Costco, packaged as a German loophole. This is their advertisement!



The 100+ women do stunts in the air - while free-falling - holding hands
to spell out "Special $269 Buy on a washing Machine." at Fleggaard. You'd
be hard-pressed to find a man in Denmark who hasn't seen and fallen in
love with that commercial. It was geared strictly to men.
Here is a link to an effective advertisement. Honestly. It's awesome.

ENJOY..................I DID :hubba: :hubba: :hubba:




http://www.m2film.dk/fleggaard/trailer2.swf

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That was brilliant :D but a Washing Machine ???? I might of understood if they were selling a sit down lawnmower or some other manly bit of kit ......but a washing machine :rofl:




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Great stuff. Seen it before a long time ago. Breasts!!! yummy!!! :)

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Here's some fridge logic for you.

1.) If you're jumping out of the plane wearing those shoes - surely they'd come flying off the ladies' feet as soon as they hit freefall.

2.) Also, if you jump out of a plane without a parachute and hit someone's swimming pool - you'd become a big splat in the pool.

But either way, I thought the ad was kind of funny when I suspended my disbelief. Nice find, H. :hyenas:

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You're not supposed to take it literally :) :)

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I know, Smeg-meister. :) I'd just been watching Mythbusters just before it.

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Gunner 51 wrote:I know, Smeg-meister. :) I'd just been watching Mythbusters just before it.



Just enjoy so many, gave so many (know what I mean), to please the few.

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yaaaayy tits :yippee:

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hurachai wrote:
Gunner 51 wrote:I know, Smeg-meister. :) I'd just been watching Mythbusters just before it.



Just enjoy so many, gave so many (know what I mean), to please the few.

:breaking:


It must have been pretty cool for the cameraman. Not only does he get to go skydiving, but he gets to film half naked women at the same time.

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Gunner 51 wrote:
hurachai wrote:
Gunner 51 wrote:I know, Smeg-meister. :) I'd just been watching Mythbusters just before it.



Just enjoy so many, gave so many (know what I mean), to please the few.

:breaking:


It must have been pretty cool for the cameraman. Not only does he get to go skydiving, but he gets to film half naked women at the same time.


you daft git ..it was not real ......and you question false flags :roll:




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Gunner 51 wrote:It must have been pretty cool for the cameraman. Not only does he get to go skydiving, but he gets to film half naked women at the same time.



Good thing they were not totally naked otherwise there would be a lot of whistling..........


Anywat the Fleggard site is 'temporarily offline' so here's a copy


http://www.metacafe.com/watch/2194409/f ... ommercial/

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annie27 wrote:
Gunner 51 wrote:
hurachai wrote:
Gunner 51 wrote:I know, Smeg-meister. :) I'd just been watching Mythbusters just before it.



Just enjoy so many, gave so many (know what I mean), to please the few.

:breaking:


It must have been pretty cool for the cameraman. Not only does he get to go skydiving, but he gets to film half naked women at the same time.


you daft git ..it was not real ......and you question false flags :roll:


A man can dream, Annie. :D :rofl: :squeeze:

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A few of those girls had enough silicon in them not to need a lifejacket. :tongue: :hubba:



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They might burst at high altitude!

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:splif:

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Brilliant ad :hubba: :) :thumb:

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