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... and was given the wrong type of ladder.


What a fucking prick. Firstly if you're qualified to install fire alarm systems you should know what type of ladder to use, and also you should have had someone footing the ladder, with it at the correct angle. I would have never gone up that ladder inthe first place.

The fictitious David Morris deserved to crush himself for being such an idiot!!

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Just do what I do, Smeggs. Turn the advert off while muttering obscenities under your breath.

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Just like a driver taking a company van out with bald tyres, it's no accident but yours if you are caught by plod.

But the ferengi bint with the fringe is probably the worst, thousands see her handbag go AWOL each morning during their third can of White Lightning.


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I love "katy Freeman"!!!

That fringe is to die for!!!

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smeggypants wrote:I love "katy Freeman"!!!

That fringe is to die for!!!



let me get this straight ...she reenacted her fall that badly damaged her knee the first time :confused: or was a camera crew around to film her first fall :howl: :howl:




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Channel Hopper wrote:Just like a driver taking a company van out with bald tyres, it's no accident but yours if you are caught by plod.

But the Ferengi bint with the fringe is probably the worst, thousands see her handbag go AWOL each morning during their third can of White Lightning.



Someone's been watching Star Trek... :rofl:

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