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THE AA CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF :fingers:

Sorry for shouting but the fucking 'Automobile Association' are seriously off my xmas card list this year.

Don Vito Corleone was less of a criminal than those bastards.

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Ain't you meant to salute 'em Squizz :)



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Resonance wrote:Ain't you meant to salute 'em Squizz :)


Oh... I dont mind saluting them.

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Mr Squirrel wrote:THE AA CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF :fingers:

Sorry for shouting but the fucking 'Automobile Association' are seriously off my xmas card list this year.

Don Vito Corleone was less of a criminal than those bastards.


Became part of Centrica (same wankers as British Gas) for a while after they equity went to their heads. My premiums have risen 50% this year for no reason, so they will have all their renewals declined over the next few weeks.

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Resonance wrote:Ain't you meant to salute 'em Squizz :)


Oh... I dont mind saluting them.

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My old Grandad was a member from the mid 60's. He had a plaque type thing that you attached to the front grill.



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Resonance wrote:Ain't you meant to salute 'em Squizz :)


Oh... I dont mind saluting them.

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My old Grandad was a member from the mid 60's. He had a plaque type thing that you attached to the front grill.


My dad had one of those front grill badges :)


We're with green flag. Got me and the wrecked car home after I crashed it last year

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smeggypants wrote:My dad had one of those front grill badges :)


We're with green flag. Got me and the wrecked car home after I crashed it last year


My grandad was a member for 40+ years

The AA have got some competition now though :shrug:



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Channel Hopper wrote:
Mr Squirrel wrote:THE AA CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF :fingers:

Sorry for shouting but the fucking 'Automobile Association' are seriously off my xmas card list this year.

Don Vito Corleone was less of a criminal than those bastards.


Became part of Centrica (same wankers as British Gas) for a while after they equity went to their heads. My premiums have risen 50% this year for no reason, so they will have all their renewals declined over the next few weeks.



Indeed CH...

I got my insurance last year with them.. best quote on the net at the time. Yesterday, i traded in my old 3.2ltr petrol Mercedes for a newer 2.0ltr diesel Jaguar and the robbing barstewards at AA want and extra £300 for the remaining 6 months i have left on my premium! On top of the previous £500per year for the Merc.... Over £1100 per annum in total.
Other companies on compare the Meerkat only want £300 per year in total and with less excess too.

Its a case of "we have your custom now and you wont dare to change companies so we will charge what you like"... well, they can get fucked.
The best bit is.. the cheeky biatch it spoke to said "Well, its because of all the uninsured drivers on the road sir"... My reply was to ask her exactly why people were avoiding insurance cover in the first place.. was it perhaps due to unreasonable insurance quotations?

Needless to say, they can shove their cover up their AA hole.

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Hello there, the AA here.
I'm sorry to read about your concerns on this thread. If anyone would like to contact us to discuss further, we would be more than happy to hear from you. Our Customer Care team can be contacted on 0845 608 2818, Option 1.



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Stanley Tweedle wrote::ninja:


Indeed. This is what your premium hike now covers.

http://www.guiders.co.uk/showthread.php ... post975569

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I wouldn't get breakdown cover anyway, hardly ever go more than 30 miles away from home and I would just ring my mechanic to arrange for me to be picked up. If it costs £100 (I think it's £30 locally), then over the course of 10 years, maybe breaking down once, it's much cheaper. Even if it costed £200.
My dad's been with Green Flag, as has other family members, they are happy with the service they have gotten if broken down.

That is easy money if you leave comments on forums for a living.
How would I go about getting that job? :D



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dh2012 wrote:Hello there, the AA here.
I'm sorry to read about your concerns on this thread. If anyone would like to contact us to discuss further, we would be more than happy to hear from you. Our Customer Care team can be contacted on 0845 608 2818, Option 1.


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Ha! :piss:

Only today i called the AA customer rip off care team to discuss the finer points of my car insurance scam. After the nice lady confirmed that my next 6 months premium would be.... wait for it..... £1388..... i eventually, after i finished my involuntary shit, asked her if she had quoted me for a 7 year old diesel Jaguar and not a fucking 911 turbo. It seems she had.
So.. i asked her to cancel my insurance immediately as Sergei had given me a quote of £416pa. She then went on to inform me that cancellation would cost me a further £260 (payable immediately) if i didnt want to get 'whacked' by the Don. Much swearing later and i managed to get that sum reduced by £100.

I now awaits my delivery of free fluffy Meerkat toy. Simples.

Put simply, the AA ( :fingers: :piss: :maduk: ) will never get my business again for anything and i will urge anybody thinking of buying AA insurance to strongly consider alternatives, even if it means paying a few extra quid.

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