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Ads you won't see these days :)

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Love old adverts. Papers, radio and TV. Just brilliant looking back at how attitudes have changed.



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Here's the TV version :rofl:




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great ads :rofl:
from a time when wimmin knew their place ;)

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I WAS gonnha give up smoking.
Sod it I could "get hit by a bus tomorrow". :D



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wotsit2 wrote:great ads :rofl:
from a time when wimmin knew their place ;)




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Stanley Tweedle wrote:I WAS gonnha give up smoking.
Sod it I could "get hit by a bus tomorrow". :D




:rofl: go on ave a fag!!! Love it :howl:



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It's the effin Hoover ad that got me :stomp: :rofl:



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Dolls wrote:
wotsit2 wrote:great ads :rofl:
from a time when wimmin knew their place ;)




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Dolls wrote:It's the effin Hoover ad that got me :stomp: :rofl:


Yes, that would make a pretty shit present.

The Coke one is pretty amazing. Surprised they didn't recommend it as a replacement for Mothers milk :eek4:



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wotsit2 wrote:
Dolls wrote:
wotsit2 wrote:great ads :rofl:
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Dolls wrote:It's the effin Hoover ad that got me :stomp: :rofl:


Yes, but it's good for picking up all that tinsel :rofl:

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Dolls wrote:
wotsit2 wrote:
Dolls wrote:
wotsit2 wrote:great ads :rofl:
from a time when wimmin knew their place ;)




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yes dear :oops: :oops: :rofl: :rofl:

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Resonance wrote:
Dolls wrote:It's the effin Hoover ad that got me :stomp: :rofl:


Yes, that would make a pretty shit present.

The Coke one is pretty amazing. Surprised they didn't recommend it as a replacement for Mothers milk :eek4:


I wouldn't mind a good hoover for a present. :oops:
It's weird at my house though. My girlfriend is a plumber (just passed her level 3 which is Gas), and is trained in multi-trade jobs, and I do the housework and cooking while she's at work. :rofl:
The only hoover we have is a small bagless one that is full after a few minutes. The attachment for hoovering standing up is crap so its a hands and knees job.

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You look very fetching Stan :rofl:



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Resonance wrote:You look very fetching Stan :rofl:


Hands off Res I'm spoken for. :D



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Resonance wrote:You look very fetching Stan :rofl:


Hands off Res I'm spoken for. :D


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These make me wonder what the ads will be like 30 years from now, and I have this funny feeling that they'll all be somewhat like this.


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