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he's made a comeback smeggy

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grimtales1 wrote:Just seen a patronising Change4Life ad promoting an app that tells you how much sugar is in your food or something :hmmm:
Not only is it patronising, its disturbing. What I eat is no ones business but mine. Wankers :stomp: :stomp: :stomp: :shrug:


I tried that app out of curiosity, didn't seem to work on any barcodes I tried it on.


I don't think it's barcodes, you need to scan those strange square marks on packaging.

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chinchin wrote:Go Compare


Are they still using the welsh opera singer Wynne Evans


'Fraid he is back Smeggy. :'(

I also hate the Premier Inn advert with Katie Melua (I have to get to the remote quickly to turn the sound off!) as she murders the very good pop song 'Wonderful Life', turning it into a bland dirge.

Here is the Wonderful original:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=p ... mv4GI9w_MY ;)



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We buy any car (for pennies on the pound)



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Stanley Tweedle wrote:We buy any car (for pennies on the pound)


The radio adverts are horrendous, James Corden is the deal clincher............... not ! :thumb:

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Stanley Tweedle wrote:We buy any car (for pennies on the pound)


The radio adverts are horrendous, James Corden is the deal clincher............... not ! :thumb:


Yes, i had the radio ads in mind to begin with. Glad i never have a knitting needle to hand when it comes on.



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Tesco. That young guy who plays the idiot child - so fucking puerile.

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The big bad wolf comparison site ad. Do they really think that dance will catch on like gangnam style?



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Stanley Tweedle wrote:The big bad wolf comparison site ad. Do they really think that dance will catch on like gangnam style?

shit ain't it stan ?

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Stanley Tweedle wrote:We buy any car (for pennies on the pound)


The radio adverts are horrendous, James Corden is the deal clincher............... not ! :thumb:


Yes, i had the radio ads in mind to begin with. Glad i never have a knitting needle to hand when it comes on.


Cnuts now doing Aviva, I think. Nobody else could imitate Corden in kerching mode.

His agent must be raking it in, it's like the Twinings departure all over again.

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Sorry back to the Change 4 Life sugar ad, do they really say "No more than 6 cubes a day"? Thats about 4 teaspoons (25g) - nowhere near the current RDA of 90g :confused: :shrug:

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That fuckin *chicken madras* advert! Think it's just eat or something, does my head in! :stomp:


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mecheller38 wrote:That fuckin *chicken madras* advert! Think it's just eat or something, does my head in! :stomp:


Haha I love that ad. I imagine RS or Res singing it. :rofl:



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mecheller38 wrote:That fuckin *chicken madras* advert! Think it's just eat or something, does my head in! :stomp:


Haha I love that ad. I imagine RS or Res singing it. :rofl:


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Haha now you put it like that!
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But it just does my head in!


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I absolutely hate this one!! She's fit and all that, but the ad just grates on me


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Stanley Tweedle wrote:
Channel Hopper wrote:
Stanley Tweedle wrote:We buy any car (for pennies on the pound)


The radio adverts are horrendous, James Corden is the deal clincher............... not ! :thumb:


Yes, i had the radio ads in mind to begin with. Glad i never have a knitting needle to hand when it comes on.


Back on TV, thank Christ the fuckmuppet is only the voiceover.

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Channel Hopper wrote:
Stanley Tweedle wrote:
Channel Hopper wrote:
Stanley Tweedle wrote:We buy any car (for pennies on the pound)


The radio adverts are horrendous, James Corden is the deal clincher............... not ! :thumb:


Yes, i had the radio ads in mind to begin with. Glad i never have a knitting needle to hand when it comes on.


Back on TV, thank Christ the fuckmuppet is only the voiceover.


Spoke too soon. :(

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I don't see many TV adverts , but Do get them on the Tablet I use to watch Youtube vids in bed. Fucking annoying, not least becuase the volume is usually twice as loud as the volume of the video.

one particularly loud annoying one is some woman with a chainsaw whiny america voice asking me if I want ot learn Adobe illustratorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. FUCK OFF!!! :stomp: :stomp: :stomp:

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smeggypants wrote:I don't see many TV adverts , but Do get them on the Tablet I use to watch Youtube vids in bed. Fucking annoying, not least becuase the volume is usually twice as loud as the volume of the video.

one particularly loud annoying one is some woman with a chainsaw whiny america voice asking me if I want ot learn Adobe illustratorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. FUCK OFF!!! :stomp: :stomp: :stomp:


The worst on youtube is the gay spectacled guy who says "do you believe in aliens?" in a yankee voice.



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