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Definition - stupidity that leads to a missing teeth, broken nose, jaw or worse.

Since Ebaumsworld took a load off their site (including my favourite) I've been tracking a few down.

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not amused .....I hate this kind of rubbish ...... :thumbdown: whats the point :confused:




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annie27 wrote:not amused .....I hate this kind of rubbish ...... :thumbdown: whats the point :confused:


It's a kind of consolation prize to the Darwin Awards. These people are stupid, but it takes something like the above to knock sense into them. They also help keep dentists in legitimate work, rather than ripping people off for drilling the same fillings, cleaning molars and mouthwash.

And I am selective, there is nothing worse than a deliberate fake, or one that is poorly executed.

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annie27 wrote:not amused .....I hate this kind of rubbish ...... :thumbdown: whats the point :confused:


It's a kind of consolation prize to the Darwin Awards. These people are stupid, but it takes something like the above to knock sense into them. They also help keep dentists in legitimate work, rather than ripping people off for drilling the same fillings, cleaning molars and mouthwash.

And I am selective, there is nothing worse than a deliberate fake, or one that is poorly executed.


if you only saw my dogs reaction to me watching this this you might understand :D I jumped .....any violent act makes me jump and he reacts to me :rofl:
wish you had said ...its fake




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Ah, found it.




(now off to find 'that' chav kicking the concrete fence in)

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Channel Hopper wrote:Ah, found it.




(now off to find 'that' chav kicking the concrete fence in)


:howl: :howl: :howl: :howl: :howl:


What an idiot!!!!

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is it just me or does his leg go FLAT? :eek: stupid git ..... :D




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annie27 wrote:is it just me or does his leg go FLAT? :eek: stupid git ..... :D


I think it does. There's at least 3 concrete slabs above the one he kicked out ( you can just see the 3rd layer earlier inthe vid ). Fucking heavy!!

That'll teach him for being a complete and utter retard!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I'm gonna watch it again and laugh some more :) :)

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I don't feel any humour from seeing people hurt (whether they 'deserve' it or not). I say deserve loosely because nobody should go through pain for fucking about and having fun trying new things. On the contrary, stuff like that makes me cringe. I find it sick that anyone finds other people's pain amusing.

This is the sort of faceplant that I find amusing, since nobody gets hurt:
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This is borderline (only amusing because his shoes fell off at the end):


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LektroiD wrote:This is borderline (only amusing because his shoes fell off at the end):


That was funny :)

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LektroiD wrote:I don't feel any humour from seeing people hurt (whether they 'deserve' it or not). I say deserve loosely because nobody should go through pain for fucking about and having fun trying new things. On the contrary, stuff like that makes me cringe. I find it sick that anyone finds other people's pain amusing.

This is the sort of faceplant that I find amusing, since nobody gets hurt:
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This is borderline (only amusing because his shoes fell off at the end):



I have to agree ...I find it gut wrenching to watch violence of any form even self induced ...my stomach aches with it .... :(




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I'm not into violence. This isn't violence it's self inflicted injury. For example I wouldn't find it funny to watch someone smash another person's leg with concrete. That is violence and indeed sickening.

But for these vids, It's the stupidity of it that's funny not the pain.

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smeggypants wrote:I'm not into violence. This isn't violence it's self inflicted injury. For example I wouldn't find it funny to watch someone smash another person's leg with concrete. That is violence and indeed sickening.

But for these vids, It's the stupidity of it that's funny not the pain.



sorry ...its not funny .....OK the gob shite with the wall ....as he was being destructive :D ...but accidental violence nah not for me ...... :( I remember them showing a girl coming down a slide and flipped over her neck .....I threw up :throwup: to me that's not TV entertainment .....its crash TV




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smeggypants wrote:I'm not into violence. This isn't violence it's self inflicted injury. For example I wouldn't find it funny to watch someone smash another person's leg with concrete. That is violence and indeed sickening.

But for these vids, It's the stupidity of it that's funny not the pain.



sorry ...its not funny .....OK the gob shite with the wall ....as he was being destructive :D


Yeah exactly. a fucking retarded gobshite. Sorry for being snobbish, but these people are scumbags and for being that stupid I laughed. perhaps he'll think twice about being so destructive in future. Sorry, no sympathy for people like that

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annie27 wrote:
smeggypants wrote:I'm not into violence. This isn't violence it's self inflicted injury. For example I wouldn't find it funny to watch someone smash another person's leg with concrete. That is violence and indeed sickening.

But for these vids, It's the stupidity of it that's funny not the pain.



sorry ...its not funny .....OK the gob shite with the wall ....as he was being destructive :D


Yeah exactly. a fucking retarded gobshite. Sorry for being snobbish, but these people are scumbags and for being that stupid I laughed. perhaps he'll think twice about being so destructive in future. Sorry, no sympathy for people like that


me neither .....but I am still a bit worried about his leg :D he was just a stupid kid after all .. ah fuck him :rofl:




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He'll live.

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smeggypants wrote:He'll live.


As do all of them, despite the real risk of paralysis/death of running/cycling head-first into a brick/concrete wall.

Chav wall kicking aside, the faceplants posted here are ones that show the sort of friends these muppets have, continuing to capture on their phone, rather than help stem the blood flow, to guarantee their fifteen seconds of YouTube fame.


Maybe deliberate pranks are more favourable, floor buttering perhaps ?


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I ha to laugh at the advert on the video ...."Find a roommate free!" :) :)

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Maybe not exactly a faceplant, but a silly prank nonetheless


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