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Brilliant :howl: :howl:



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yeah , they'd work :howl:

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Can't wait to see that resurface in about 30 years time when the odious little oik is standing for election or something.....

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:howl: :rofl: :rofl:
I thought the "Uhhhhh I've got pins and needles.. oooh goddd" was part of the chat up line as well :D :rofl:

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grimtales1 wrote::howl: :rofl: :rofl:
I thought the "Uhhhhh I've got pins and needles.. oooh goddd" was part of the chat up line as well :D :rofl:


Me too, a youf euphemism thought I.

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This guy is going to be alone and single for the rest of his life....he would be better learning his wanking techniques,he arnt getting no women.....!!



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Shagalicious!!! :) :)

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grimtales1 wrote::howl: :rofl: :rofl:
I thought the "Uhhhhh I've got pins and needles.. oooh goddd" was part of the chat up line as well :D :rofl:


Me too, a youf euphemism thought I.


That would be the result of sitting on the hand for a few minutes, so it feels like somebody else. :wank3:

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Do you sit on katie Price for a few minutes? So she feels like somebody else? :D :D :D

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smeggypants wrote:Do you sit on katie Price for a few minutes? So she feels like somebody else? :D :D :D

I wouldn't get that close, might catch something.

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