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It's a real product apparently :eek4:



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:howl: :howl: :howl: :howl: :howl:

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FFS :howl: :hmmm: 'rushes orf to check Amazon' :bugs: :bugs: :bugs:

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Dolls wrote:FFS :howl: :hmmm: 'rushes orf to check Amazon' :bugs: :bugs: :bugs:



:eek:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Poo-Pourri-PP-0 ... poo+pourri

if it's a real product i might find it useful :howl:

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Rather expensive at 15 quid a bottle though.



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wotsit2 wrote:
Dolls wrote:FFS :howl: :hmmm: 'rushes orf to check Amazon' :bugs: :bugs: :bugs:



:eek:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Poo-Pourri-PP-0 ... poo+pourri

if it's a real product i might find it useful :howl:




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Dolls wrote:
wotsit2 wrote:
Dolls wrote:FFS :howl: :hmmm: 'rushes orf to check Amazon' :bugs: :bugs: :bugs:



:eek:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Poo-Pourri-PP-0 ... poo+pourri

if it's a real product i might find it useful :howl:




It is wots.

bloody hell :hmmm: :eek: :howl:

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Making that video was pure genius. It's got over 24 million hits on YouTube. To buy advertising like that would cost a few quid.



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crumbs wrote:I'm buying a crate of the stuff. :D



:howl: :dog: well I never. :doh: now is that for you or Mrs Crumbs.? :rofl:

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Dolls wrote:
wotsit2 wrote:
Dolls wrote:FFS :howl: :hmmm: 'rushes orf to check Amazon' :bugs: :bugs: :bugs:



:eek:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Poo-Pourri-PP-0 ... poo+pourri

if it's a real product i might find it useful :howl:




It is wots.



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nahhhhh

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It might stop stink from under the waterline, but what about the skidmarks in the pan, or the klingons that matt the pubes ?

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Ffs seen the comments?
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5.0 out of 5 stars Poo pourri 28 Sep 2013
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Does exactly what it says on the instructions. I have since bought the larger size as I had a stoma back in March 2013.
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5.0 out of 5 stars shitastic 12 Sep 2013
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Before I used this product my bowel passings would set off the smoke detectors in the house, now when guests are having something to eat, I use the downstairs toilet with the door open- it improves the flavour of the food and we dont need to use condiments any more. My misses no longer complains when I have a s*** whilst she is taking a bath.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Great Product 2 Jan 2014
By J. Welton
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The product is not the one in the picture it is the one in the title. It smells nice and keeps those faecal smells at bay. Highly recommended. This was a present for my husband, but we will be purchasing more for our house and friends. Make those bad smells stay away.

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i took note of the one with the stoma there dolls :chin:

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wotsit2 wrote:i took note of the one with the stoma there dolls :chin:



I thought you may have. :chin: me mum was given stuff for bathroom for her colostomy . It was part of her prescription.

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Dolls wrote:
wotsit2 wrote:i took note of the one with the stoma there dolls :chin:



I thought you may have. :chin: me mum was given stuff for bathroom for her colostomy . It was part of her prescription.

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Channel Hopper wrote: but what about the klingons that matt the pubes ?

Are you sure you're pooing out of the right hole ?

Let them eat rich, expensive, funny-shaped, yellow, eggy buns.

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I have used poo pourri in Indian cooking, and it adds a nice aroma and indeed taste every time. Works well with courgette for some reason.

It's a blend of 5 spices, also known as ponch poran.



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